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Mike

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About Me

I am engaged to "the loveliest lady in the land", Erin. I live in a condo on the outskirts of Johnson City, TN. Near Boone lake (which isn't that nice of a lake, I prefer Watauga). In my spare spare time (when I'm not oversleeping for class, or trying to make my next(first) million) I enjoy developing ways for you to waste YOUR time on the Internet. In other words, I'm a web developer/entrepreneur.

I'm President of Eferi

My Interests

    Computers... Mainly the Internet, and Internet related technologies. I'm an algorithm and interface kind of guy. Meaning, I don't play with the Internet, I make it work! I'm a PHP Coder spreading into Python, Ruby, & ASP I'm a geek!

I'd like to meet:

    Bill Gates Donald Trump, gotta get the real estate skills! Warren Buffet - Stock GENIUS! Carlton Sheets - for giving poor people a false dream and helping them to piss away there last dollar (You no talent, self absorbed, poor excuse for a real estate professional, no ethic, egotistical, hack bastard!)

Music:

Watson & Calhoun (Philbert, you guys rock!), Punk (Old Blink), Yellow Card, Dashboard Confessional, Sublime (one of my tops! Hey J, "Down at the pawnshop!"), Bloodhound Gang (Beer and their songs make for a great night)

Movies:

    Mr. and Mrs. Smith Top Gun (when I was younger this was my favorite, I was going to join the Air Force or Navy, then I got real lazy in school, and decided the only reason Maverick has millions of dollars is because he's an actor named Tom Cruise (theirs no such thing as a rich Navy pilot).

Television:

    Discovery and History Channels in HD. "Oh shit, did you see that preying mantis eat that sucka'?, shit that was awesome"

Books:

    Dan Brown (I've read all of his books, including Da Vinci code {de facto Dan Brown) Started reading Michael Connelly Everything else that looks good at the time and is under 1,200 pages... Any kind of magazine that has to do with cars and performance (Mustang magazines)

Heroes:

    My Mom and Dad My (future) in-laws, hey they rock! I'm serious, you wish you had (future) in-laws like mine The Google boys: Sergey Brin and Larry Page All late night TV/infomercial Real Estate moguls, damn Carlton Sheets, you 'da man! Bill Gates is my arch rival. You and your puny little Microsoft will suffer.

My Blog

My CLIENTS!

All I have to say is I have some AWESOME clients.So here's a list of who I work for.Web Development:Pepsi - yup the big bottling company in the sky... err, on Earth.ConsumerAffairs.com - you may not h...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 18 Aug 2006 12:19:00 PST

Woo Hoo Free From Carraba's

I quite Carrabba's!  Yes, I indeed put in my two weeks notice last week which would make Feb. 5 my last day.  It looks like my company Eferi is starting to take off.  If you need web de...
Posted by Mike on Fri, 27 Jan 2006 07:07:00 PST