Tough Guy, Bitch. Huack! - ProfilesArchive

About Me

Yeah I am kinda a big deal. For my whole life I have been considered the man and I will stay the man. Anybody fuck with me and they get a beat down. As for the women, they get a beat down too, but in the bed room. I slay fucking the biggest of beast, I like puppies and after a job well I make blueberry pancakes to top off the morning. I love cuddling and of course long walks on the beach. And if you are wondering if I have a name for my cock, yes, his name is Pochahontas and his campaigns Jack and Jared, Oh yeah there are no bushes here. Huuuuuaaaaaack!!! Im a fuckin SAV.

My Interests

Jerking the chicken, so I can make sure Pochahontas works well under pressure. Shaving all parts of my body. I love massage feet and sucking clean toes.

I'd like to meet:

I dont descriminate. Tall, wide as all outside, short, lesbians, whoever I can provide my services for, I do the due. The ones that keep it realest than the realest.

Music:

Kenny G, Michael Bolton. Gotta love the techno. Slipknot, Rage Against Machine, Michael Jackson, Jackson 5, Gloria Estefan, Billy Rae Syrus, Ja Rule, Elton John, Eminem, 50 cent, Game, Garth Brooks, Big & Rich, Cowboy Troy, The naked cowboy.

Movies:

Pretty woman, 40 yr old virgin (because it is never going to be me), Legally Blonde 1 & 2, Princess Bride, Princess Diaries, Gremlins, Spaceballs, The best of Jenna Jamison

Television:

Greys Anatomy, Gilmore Girls, Will & Grace, pretty much anything on the WB, Mythbusters, Sweet 16, Parental Control, Engaged and Underage, The View, I love New York (I made it to the final cut before it got aired on tv.)

Books:

Tough Guys dont except anything by Chuck Norris. By the way he is my hero.

Heroes:

Fucking Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris has the cure for cancer in his tears but the only thing wrong is that Chuck Norris never cries.