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Wags

I am here for Friends

About Me

So, I'm a product of Sarnia, North Bay, Sarnia again and Toronto. I think that's what the French call "sur les pantalons courte". I spend an inordinate amount of time on the computer, soil my drawers over 3rd wave ska and am adept at causing chaos. Describe me in one word? Mullets look funny. And are stupid. So I digress.

My Interests

Music, booze, jokes on my friends. Indeed.

I'd like to meet:

A-list celebrities, rich debutantes, and the Philadelphia Philharmonic Orchestra. And whoever else, I guess.

Music:

Well, it looks like everyone else is turning this section into a novel, so here I go, lemming-style. Bands that touch my special no-no place: AAA, D4, falling sickness, mad caddies, of no avail, face to face, voodoo glow skulls, choking victim, left over crack, INDK, belvedere, morning glory, the crack rock steady 7, catch 22, the planet smashers, gob, supersift, srb, angry agency, big d and the kids table, skankin pickle, king apparatus, propaghandi, sublime, blind melon, nine inch nails, at the drive in, the mars volta, atari teenage riot, pulley, the reason why, assorted jelly beans, rancid, thrice, op ivy, dance hall crashers, vandals, jimmy's chicken shack, mouthwash, junto, link 80, less than jake, mighty mighty bosstones, of no avail, the real mackenzies, reel big fish, buck o nine, the ataris, goldfinger, knowledge....this is all i can think of right now.

Movies:

requiem for a dream, fight club, das boot, slc punk, series 7 marathon : the contenders, clerks, dogma, chasing amy, the usual suspects, fear and loathing in las vegas, cube, run lola run, pretty much anything adam sandler (except overboard), anything cky and jackass.

Television:

hmmmmm. i don't have tv here....but if i'm near a tv i'm looking for: hockey, simpsons, futurama, family guy, the daily show, jimmy kimmel live (is that still on?), or i'll basically see if something good is on the comedy channel or teletoon if it's after 10pm.

Books:

fuhrer ex, the divine comedy, 1984, animal farm, war with the newts, odyssey, glue, web of hate, no logo, fast food nation, stupid white men, downsize this!, and pretty much any choose your own adventure, except for the white ones, they're too complex.

Heroes:

todd bertuzzi, barry bonds, sid vicious, ronald reagan, pete rose, gwen stefani, george bush, amelia earheart, walt disney, gary guygatcz (you, if you knew what the hell i was trying to spell and what i was referring to there), rush limbaugh, re-education live via sattelite on CNN.

My Blog

Myspace "Comedy"

I just got a request from some clown to be his friend.http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user. viewprofile&friendid=110588477He has a myspace comedy page.Here's the thing.  His pa...
Posted by Wags on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 08:02:00 PST

Internet is a Series of Tubes, Part 2

Jon Stewart tees off last night on The Daily Show.Hilarious.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DClkE64nFDY&am p;search=daily%20show%20ted%20stevens...
Posted by Wags on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:51:00 PST

Internet is a Series of Tubes?

There's been some goings on in the States with Internet Providers to effectively make a two-tiered internet.  Effectively, if company A doesn't pay extra money to the telco or cableco (the equiva...
Posted by Wags on Tue, 04 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST

IT ARE BEING MY BIRTHDAY

I ARE BE GOING HAVE DRINKY AT THE DUCK LAZY.I AM THE CHAMPION LIKE TONY DANZA.
Posted by Wags on Thu, 25 May 2006 10:36:00 PST

Boozy, boozy night

So saw big d & the kids table last night.  they put on a pretty sweet show, but the sound at the docks sucks quite nicely.  dropkick was after but me and bill didn't even bother to stay ...
Posted by Wags on Sun, 20 Nov 2005 09:03:00 PST