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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the glorious yet notorious Glam Kitten's "Den of Iniquity"... I've made certain to include something here to piss off every single one of you. No trouble...It's My pleasure.
Without further ado, let's begin!
I'm an Atlanta native. Born and raised here in the dirty south.
I'm a Taurus.
I'm about 5'3 1/2 without heels and about 5'8 with them, 100 lbs, slim & petite build. I have wavy blonde hair below My shoulders and dark blue-green eyes. Extremely light freckles and I had a tan, but it faded, suppose the salon can wait til Spring.
I'm technically a college student majoring in business, approximately my junior year. My minor is in psych because I took all the psych courses the school had to offer...too easy but I really enjoyed it! Been taking a sabbatical from school, just prior to graduating, possibly planning a transfer to another. I'm in no hurry... well on My way to great success, and have an awesome career!
I typically spend My days in leisure, doing what I want when I want, taking it all day by day. I keep demands and responsibilities to a minimum. I enjoy taking time to stop and smell the roses. I refuse to be rushed. I make My own rules and truly enjoy MY life. That's right, this is MY world, I simply allow the rest of you to live in it! :-D
I'm a self-employed business owner, an entrepreneur. I've been working for Myself for approximately 5 years and I'll tell ya...there is nothing better than being your own boss! I have all the flexibility and free time I want to allow myself...and that's alot! Besides, what's better than kicking some ass for a living? I do fetish, clothing and pin-up modeling, mostly for fun - profit just makes it better! I'm proud of My ever-expanding vinyl, corset, and leather collection! Also, recently started a graphics/imaging company called Imagine It Imaging, just need to market it.
I'm a published poet and amateur writer.
I'm a cat lover, mom to 2 kitties.
I'm a natural rebel yet an idealist.
Creativity, tolerance and perception are my greatest virtues.
I'm a major movie buff.
I'm a nature lover. A real tree-huggin' hippie in that aspect.
See, I do have a soft side after all!
I brake for squirrels. I'd rather hit you.
As a matter of fact, I'd run you over for the sheer hell of it.
I'm an only child - daughter of Mary & Joseph (kids, insert joke here).
I'm member of an elite sect of Females in the southeast who have never been married, have no kids, and no felonies.
Indeed, I would like to be married someday, but we will have to see about the rest.
Besides, all the good guys are busy learning their "lessons" with the wrong type of Women. Best of luck to you boys. Sadly but not surprisingly, I can pick up better Women than most of the guys I know!
And guys, please note, getting a porn stars P.R rep to click "yes" to your friend request buggering does *not* qualify as a "pick up". Myspace porn-bots are designed by angry dwarves to indiscriminately accept any idiot that sends a friend request. You haven't fooled anyone.
Religion wise, I'm simply a Deist . I'm somewhat agnostic but One who prefers to associate Herself with the Presbyterian denomination when formalities must be considered. My beliefs lie somewhere between "Christian" and "nonchalant spiritualist" with much philosophical and scientific influence. Religion is for those who are afraid of going to hell, Spirituality is for those who've been there! I despise fundamentalists in all their kooky, unlovable, maddened forms.
If you're one to feverishly couch-jump and pray to a mediocre fiction writer, wake Me at noon:30 to offer a copy of the book of moron errr...Mormon, or insist on calling Me pagan because I find demon-mouthed-pew-hurdlers yapping in "tongues" disagreeable...then PLEASE, go about your merry demented way and spare Me the ordeal of putting your illogical beliefs back in the dumpster of human reasoning where they should rightfully remain until a space ship or chariot of fire lifts us up where we belong.
I get My shits and giggles from exploring exotic religions and world philosophy, there's so much to discover and truth to uncover for the capable mind. Still, I'm careful and open-minded of other's religious beliefs (unless you're a diluted idiot).
I love thoughtful, inquisitive discussions with back-slidden baptists, yoga loving new-agers, and open minded agnostics alike.
If I'm gonna hate you, I'll do so based on something more superficial - such as the way you dress or the color of your skin instead. Ha!
I believe in "concrete determinism"...loosely translated into what's called "destiny" or "fate". It's all just a matter of mathematical prediction. I don't accept the chaos theory.
Politically, I really just don't give a shit unless really important issues are at hand. I'm not a pinko commie nor am I a butt-plugged ultra-conservative. I'm a centrist! I'm socially conservative, economically liberal, and tend to vote either way when it comes to political parties based on individual candidates or issues. To demonstrate: America should stop policing the world show concern for its' own citizens. Taxes should be the same for all, that's what percentiles are for anyways but luxury taxes should be higher, and education made affordable for those who show academic initiative and a U.S birth certificate. I support the death sentence for some. Sentences are too severe for non-violent crimes and not stiff enough for dangerous predators. Pro-life is okay & pro-choice is a little better than okay. Compromise? Well hells yes! Fines should be charged to anyone who removes healthy tree's or disrupts the natural landscaping of any property. Bush=Impeached. There should be an obesity tax and the cigarette tax should be proportionately lowered to match mortality statistics especially considering there are more carcinogens in dairy milk than in second hand smoke! Sexual predators should have their own special prison where they are forced to watch FOX news, left mostly unchecked, and must take showers by the hundreds together unsupervised. I oppose illegal immigration, immigrant amigo's found attempting to violate our land should be shot and wounded on site. A Walther PPK and a Widow Maker w/ nightsight will suit My own border-jumper hunting needs nicely. Gay Marriage? It already exists just ask the 1st Lady, lol. Compromise on this as well.
Rely on American or allied oil for a change. Marijuana should be controlled and legalized, why not? The "Patriot Act" (with the exception of stereotyping at airports) ought to be flushed down the nearest spunk-infested public toilet along with Condi's weave. So yes, I'm very politically eclectic indeed but yet to give any one candidate My full attention, much less My full support.
I'm a regular smoker and now a drinker as well. I didn't begin drinking until recently...men have a unique way of driving any otherwise healthy Woman to the bottle. I have alot of "dry time" to make up for anyhow. Buzzing or not, everyone just assumes I'm under the influence... with my natural high, body weight, and low tolerance, I'm a fairly cheap drunk at that, and a notoriously messy one. Just ask... well, anyone. Pass Me the captain! lol
Some people might describe Me as a glamour Girl, other's might describe Me as a tomboy. Truth be told, I'm both.
I'm crass, loud, sarcastic, indiscreetly haphazard, disagreeable and rebellious. I know no shame. Honestly, none. Yet I will have My nails and hair done, a daily tan, designer clothes, diplomatic sensibilities, Escada's newest perfume, and an unrestrained love of all things sparkling! No one has ever accused Me of being boring, uninteresting, plain, or simple. I am the paradox of living comedy apparently.
I enjoy the art of storytelling, I love to share the crazy, whacked out experiences in My life as well as the bits of sage wisdom I've acquired.
On any given day you'll find Me either bubbling with gregariousness and energy looking hotter than the law should allow or you may find Me reclused in some secluded hellhole - completely lethargic and looking like an anemic Tsunami refugee. Some find this very confusing.
I'm a fair mix of extroversion and introversion. Despite My intensity and morbid persuasions, I am typically a very cheerful and upbeat person, and laugh quite easily. I'm notorious for My impulsiveness. I'm opinionated and at times surlily obnoxious but I highly value harmony and hippie-like tranquility.
I prefer one-on-one company as opposed to groups of friends or gatherings as a general rule. I'm a misanthropic people-person. Social situations make Me uneasy yet I go out of My way to find them. Don't get Me wrong, I love a party and love to put on an appearance whether at an elegant formal or all-out rave! I have very many friendly acquaintances, yet almost no real friends. My "social circle" would describe Me as being dominant, generally pleasant, inviting, confident, wild and audacious (a one-Woman circus, just add liquor-lol).
Secretly, I enjoy meeting people as it gives Me the opportunity to picture them bucknaked and swinging upside-down like a pinata!!
I love My outgoing side. I'm slightly more of an extrovert.
I am fiercely loyal - to the point of unreason. If you are a friend of Mine, you know it's ride-or-die. Unless of course it's Me that you've fucked over... I'll do absolutely anything for you!
Verily I say unto you, such a heart of gold under all this prettiness and hate!
I love favorable attention and admiration. I love the spotlight when it's positive. However, I'm not afraid to make a jackass of Myself now and then. I've always done and will do what pleases Me best. Rules, convention, and restrictions are not things I consider to apply to Me. I have the makings of a very evil dictator.
Mommy saw it fit to teach Me that I'm *always* the exception to the rules, and adorably contradictory to the "norm". And I've stayed true to her old adage. This makes Me a pretty bad-ass person to be around. It also gets Me arrested lol! Thank God (or my lawyer) no convictions!
I like some individuals, just not "people" in general. I try to see the best in a person, but seem to be perpetually disappointed.
I love the public eye, but also love spitting in that eye.
I have a tendency to "stand out" where ever I go. Seems I never just "blend in". I tend to leave a strong impression on people and bring alot of energy into whatever room I'm in. All you insipid mannequins and carbon copies take leave from your insufferable babbling to see what the cat just drug in. I must say, I've especially enjoyed laughing at you people who all look and act alike!
I've written a few blog posts now. Some interesting material is included within, including lots more information about Me. If you desire to know Me better, then there's more to discover there! Quality entertainment for the non-hypocritical masses, so if you're not easily amused, have a looksy. You can read about My varied musical tastes and hobbies/interests to your left. I couldn't possibly include them all! If you message Me, don't bugger Me with redundant questions because you were too lazy or illiterate to read My profile. I've included all this insight for a reason, you know?
If you stumbled across My photo and thought you were about to read about another shallow blonde twit, I'm certain I've proved you wrong by now. Inside, I'm still just that psycho-artsy goth-Girl you thought was putting hext's on you in highschool - but now - I'm all grown up and making you all choke on your damned misconceptions, and I'm loving it!
I have come across as angsty, angry, cynical, and perhaps even a bit dangerous. It's true. I am unique. I am by definition "strange", but also reportedly the "coolest" person many have admitted to meeting.
We're all multifaceted individuals (or I'd like to think so) and I'm just a Girl willing to shoot straight and tell the world how it really is, not how I want them to think it is. This includes the good, the bad, and the frightening.
So ask the ones who really know Me. Me in a nutshell: I'm a sweetheart... a feet-on-the-ground head-in-the-clouds eccentric succubus of a Woman with a take-no-shit-policy.
No one understands me, I accept that. But it has become some individuals favorite past-time to try!
I have several pages of photos in My "pics" album here now. If you're a fan, indulge and add your comments! Check out the links at the bottom for even more.
Like what you see? Won't waste My time or just clutter My already disastrous mailbox? Then feel free to send Me a message on Myspace IM.
New friends can also ask Me for my YIM id for chat for when I'm online... Don't waste OUR time unless you meet a set of the below credentials
Peace and kisses on all your pink places :-)
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