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TheWukoLuka

Given Half a Chance, I Know That I Will Kill Again

About Me

I use NIN cranked up to maximum volume as a sleep aid. Seems like that would be indicative.-----Just a little fun, inspirational musing from Patrick. Patrick Humphrey --
[noun]:

A person of questionable sanity who starts their own cult

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com.. width="425" height="350" ....Go ahead and play them, they says something about me.

My Interests

Lots-Specifically, fucking your mom.And Cyphers.
You scored as William Wallace. The great Scottish warrior William Wallace led his people against their English oppressors in a campaign that won independence for Scotland and immortalized him in the hearts of his countrymen. With his warrior's heart, tactician's mind, and poet's soul, Wallace was a brilliant leader. He just wanted to live a simple life on his farm, but he gave it up to help his country in its time of need.

Maximus


83%

Batman, the Dark Knight


83%

William Wallace


83%

Neo, the "One"


83%

Indiana Jones


79%

Lara Croft


75%

El Zorro


71%

The Terminator


67%

The Amazing Spider-Man


67%

Captain Jack Sparrow


67%

James Bond, Agent 007


63%
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'What will your obituary say?' at QuizGalaxy.comDemonstrating eternal bliss, brilliance, intelligence, energy. That's what I'm interested in. Heh. Get it? Naw, didn't think so.

I'd like to meet:

Jesus. I've got some questions.Serial Killers. God are they fascinating people.Hugh Hefner. Do I even need a reason?Your mom. Oh, wait, I already know her- after all I did FUCK HER IN THE ASS last night.And all homees. If you are chill, I will welcome your company..................................................... ............................................................ .............

Music:

Let's go by SONGS, shall we?The Fragile by NIN (I mean the whole album, it's one long song), The Poverty of Philosophy AND Beef and Broccoli AND Dance with the Devil AND The Cause of Death by Immortal Technique, Heroin by Velvet Underground, Earth vs. Funk by [FUCKED IF I KNOW], Highway Chile AND Purple Haze AND Manic Deppression by Jimi Hendrix, Hell's Winter by Cage-and others but I'm dead right now, I'll remember them later
You scored as rap.

rap


95%

reggae


85%

classic rock


70%

Indie


70%

industrial


70%

Punk


60%

ska


60%

country


50%

metal


50%

grunge


45%

mainstream rock


40%

Pop Punk


10%

Emo


10%

Pop


0%
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Movies:

The Terminator,Donnie Mother Fucking Darko, Monty Python's The Holy Grail,Young Frankenstein, Blazing Saddles, The Shawshank Redemption, Star Wars, LoTR,And I don't watch many romances, so.....My life is rated NC-17!

Your life is rated NC-17!

What is your life rated? (MPAA Scale)

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Television:

Star Trek (Origional, TNG, DS9), Adult Swim, South Park, Samurai Champloo, slings and Arrows, Stargate SG1, Doctor Who (Tom Baker was the best)

Books:

I don't care what anyone else thinks, anything by H. P. Lovecraft is Amazing, The Chronicles of Predain, The Seventh Tower series, Harry Potter, The Works of Roahld Dahl, Artemis Fowl, A Prayer for Owen Meany, and yes.....I do enjoy reading the bible, on occasion. Also, poetry is the shit.

Heroes:

God.......Satan.....Michael the Archangel.....Vicky Silva(who is, in essence, the messiah).....Immortal Technique(who is the prophet of tomorrow)......Sophie and Raphael Goldstein(inspiring me to be an actor)......John Sisk(the same, and so much more)......Eric the Red........

My Blog

I’m in hell

Let's see....Shit with my parentsIsolation from my friendsNo gaugeTons of workINCREDIBLY ANNOYING working environmentBroken work computerShittiest theatre production ever...... AND IT'S A FUCKING MUSI...
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Tue, 04 Mar 2008 11:09:00 PST

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Hmmmmmm.Hah.Heh.*sigh*Wow, first time I haven't been a happy drunk.And I smell like shit.Wonderful.And now sobriety hits like a brick..............................................Fuck it!...
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 06:24:00 PST

The night is kind...

On sundown of a day missed and mistedI look at the dark and silence aboveAnd I find, for a brief moment, peace.Peace.The night is kind, the night is good.We stop looking when the lights die out, when ...
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 11:04:00 PST

Ive got- PLENTY to be thankful for...

I hate mornings.Mornings where I have nothing to do.And No where to go.In short, any morning where I'm off school and someone didn't crash.When you get up every day at some time between 7 and 9 AM, an...
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Fri, 23 Nov 2007 11:40:00 PST

FUCK YOU!

And FUCK YOUR MOTHER!AND WHATCHA GONNA DO, NUKKAH?!Naw, I'm just kidding. I love you.
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 09:43:00 PST

Today was productive...

I wrote this pimp little verse while sitting and doing nothing in my "TA" period with Ettinger.Slashing and blasting your wrists like emo posersWhile I dodge and overwhelm your wits like old composers...
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 11:51:00 PST

Man, what a morning...

DUDE!I had to book it back to my house at 5 in the morning, cause my parents were waking me up then.BALLS!It sucked. But at least I got some good cardio (carrying like 30 pounds)....
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 06:05:00 PST

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I hate you, you hate meI will kill your familyAnd I'll fuck you up like a cock shoved up your assSo deep that you burb cum flavored gass----------YAY I WROTE A SONG!
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 10:57:00 PST

Dear diary (A K A The Baron of Crack, not a book)

If I was to tell you I was restless, I would be unserstating  something rather major.In fact, It might even qualify as the unserstatement of the century.Once one defeats one's mental enslavements...
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

An Appology for the last Blog

Yea. Sorry folks.Tired and pissed this morning.yeeeaaaaaahhhhhhh.
Posted by TheWukoLuka on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 03:56:00 PST