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Copperhead

Get out of my yard!

About Me

Welcome All Species! Open 24 Hours!

Dear Friends and Foes,

my name is Copperhead, I got red hair and freckles. Once I rescued 6 family members out of a burning solarium. I can cook three-minute eggs in just two minutes and then I seize the won time for uncovering flaws in reasonings of Hegel, Kant and Wittgenstein. In the Amazon the people admire me as a goddess. Children and small animals trust me.

I am here on MySpace, in order to search for some new contacts and jobs in the music business. It would be cool to get in contact with bands / musicians, who are searching for a professional PR woman. Emphasis: Production of press- and Promo material, Web Design & CD Layouts, as well as Design and production of guitar- and bass picks.

I’m also searching for a serious publishing house, which is interested to publish my next book (more information is coming soon).

And here’s another personal request...
for all chick collectors:

I am pleased to get respectable inquiries concerning my job, but: I don't dispatch photos, I don’t take of my clothes and I also don’t send out other private stuff. Sorry! I just say that, because since I’m registered here on MySpace I received some very strange offers from other MySpace members, which are light-years away from the things I offered... what the hell is going on in your brains?

By the way:

A three-year-old little boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath.
"Mum," he asked, "are these my brains?"
"Not yet" she replied.

And before I forgot: I really appreciate your comments and messages, but please use proper grammar. I said: "USE PROPER GRAMMAR!" Damn it. And don't try to leave silly I-Just-dropped-by-to-say-hi- graphics with funny kitten or glitter bass guitars. I’m tired of that crap. If you are a female / male / whatever looking for love, marriage, company or if you want me to see your 'private' movies (Scary!!!) or webcam don't even think about sending me a stupid message! If you are not approved don't ask again. I don't want to see ugly naked people in ugly positions on ugly sofas!!! Well, you see I'm just not interested in increasing numbers of friends, adds, whateverthefuck you want to call them. But: Cool people who got s.th. to say (or to sing!) are always welcome.

Ever tried, ever failed, no matter. Fail again. Fail better.
Copperhead

p.s. And if you write the word 'cool' as 'kewl'... mhhh... go back to school or call your psychiatrist.
I'm definitely NOT the one who can help you with these problems


another p.s. You've asked if I like Techno-music... sure, but only unplugged!


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My Interests

Loving H-man, writing books, painting funny cartoons for my friends, practising with my new bass & yelling at my neigbours when they start complaining that my bass studies are noise pollution.

I'd like to meet:

Dalai Lama, Angus Young, Jimi Hazel, Flea, Mike Szuter, Doug Wimbish, Bootsy Collins, Richie Ramone, Low Fat Pat, The Spanish Inquisition, Beavis & Butt-Head, Dr. Zoidberg, Bart Simpson & God.

Music:

see my friends...

Television:

Fuck Television! It killed Rock'n'Roll and brainwashes people!

Books:

I love books.

Heroes:

My heart goes out to: Jimi Hendrix, Dimebag Darrell, Nikki Sudden, Joe Strummer (Long Life The King!), The Clash, The Ramones, The Beatles, Ian McLagan, 24-7 Spyz, Living Colour, Bootsy Collins, Deep Purple, TV Smith, The Punkles, Fishbone, Flea, Bad Brains, Rebel meets Rebel, Freak Kitchen, Buckethead, AC/DC, ZZ-TOP, Ozzy, Hannes Bauer & Das Orchester Gnadenlos, Extrabreit, The Minister Of Silly Walks, PANTERA, Black Label Society, Klaus Kinski, Yngwie Malmsteen, Sir Robin Of Camelot, Strawberry Blondes, FC. Schalke 04 and H-man.