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Rozzman Cometh

I like my movies like I like my beer, the worse the better.

About Me

I wear boxers and birks. My hair once was wavey to sport my father's cowlick. When I was young I wanted to either be a psychiatrist or a catcher for a professional baseball team. The thought of traveling keeps me going. I live for gatherings with friends. PotLuck Birthday and Opening Day r my favorite days of the year. I drink the Beast, but wish i could get 40's of Peroni or Moretti for a euro. I buy Carlo Rossi wine by the gallon. My stomach cringes at dark concoctions, but takes vodka shots like a trooper. Not so much into sweets, more for the savory, but give me a bowl of Cookies n' Cream ice cream or a gelato anytime. I'm about as stream-of-Consciousy as one becomes. Strategic ambiguity. U give me a Saturday and I'll watch all 3, I mean 6 - he needs to get his head out of his and do 7-9 - Star wars, with u, whichever order. Homer Simpson makes me laugh and dogs make me smile. I am easily amused but not easily impressed. I have little shame and have often been called a tit wierd. I am uniquely consistent. I believe the heart is infinite. I have a bit of a strong presence, but am easy going. I may debate but dislike arguing; my voice is naturally loud, it's the Bellevue water. People have asked Andy Mueller what I mean with things I say and he responds with 'that's just Rossi.' So i have traditionally treated Rossi as a brandname. Writing is a passion. It is disheartening to think there r few that want to take the time, to care or to respond, to truly know. People have heard too many stories. U know me how u want to see me and that's y u dont believe i'm shy. I am reflective and observant. I no longer mind the view from the corner. Yet there still always seems to be a "Do u remember when u did or said this?" 'Uh Huh....thank u, yes of course, Sup, how have u been?' "nice kid but I have no idea who that was dude." Occasionally, someone will want to look and see. And with all the smiles and stupidity, u get the occasional, "I look in your eyes and see such sadness." What a downer, but we keep going. I prefer substance over style. I fake no facades. I try to be openminded and always take the time. I enjoy good conversation, and appreciate someone who can keep up. I am a bit of a smartass who survives on witt, but always has the best of intentions.Get Your Own! | View Slideshow
You Have A Type B+ Personality
You're a pro at going with the flow
You love to kick back and take in everything life has to offer
A total joy to be around, people crave your stability.
While you're totally laid back, you can have bouts of hyperactivity.
Get into a project you love, and you won't stop until it's done
You're passionate - just selective about your passions Do You Have a Type A Personality?
You Are An ENTP
The Visionary
You are charming, outgoing, friendly. You make a good first impression.
You possess good negotiating skills and can convince anyone of anything.
Happy to be the center of attention, you love to tell stories and show off.
You're very clever, but not disciplined enough to do well in structured environments.
You would make a great entrpreneur, marketing executive, or actor. What's Your Personality Type?If only I really did make a good first impression!Get Your Own! | View Slideshow .. ..

My Interests

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I'd like to meet:

A good honest, sincere person. It's not good to judge, argue, be superficial, self-centered or self-righteous......but we all stumble.Picky eaters are no fun. Someone who doesn't figuratively suck. U gotto be cool, be able to hang and know how to relax.I know enuf freaks and one more never hurts. rossigb, aim; torto69, yahoo; bocce101, msn.mspmb allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJSURL="false" src="http://widget.slide.com/widgets/slideticker.swf" enableJavaScript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" allowScriptAccess="never" quality="high" scale="noscale" salign="l" flashvars="site=widget.slide.com&channel=1948684" wmode="transparent" width="426" height="320" name="flashtick

Music:

The Phish genre. MOFRO, Honey Butter Rum, James, Modest Mouse, Bela Flec, Gomez, Wilco, Sonvolt, Robert Randolph, Rusted Root, Antibalas, Chicago Afrobeat Orchestra, the Slip, Greyboy Allstars, Robert Walter's 20th Congress, Drums & Tuba, Jazz Mandolin Project, Michael Doughty, Addison Groove Project, GLuv, Cake, Digable Planets, String Cheese Incident, MOE, Yonder Mountain String Band, OAR, Bruce Hornsby, Perpetual Groove, Tea Leaf Green, Madeski Martin & Wood, Karl Denson's Tiny Universe, Galactic, North Mississippi Allstars, Goldfinger and Less Than Jake, Classic Bon Jovi and Poison, Goldfinger and Less Than Jake, Jimmy Buffet, Ben Walz, Northern Kentucky Bluegrass band and the Turkeys.www.di.fm, Nugs.Net; 700wlw, 1530 Homer
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Movies:

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Tombstone, Braveheart, the Saint, Ronin, Billy Madison, Top Secret, Dude Where's My Car, Old School, Anchorman, Van Wylder, Stripes, Star Wars, Homeward Bound; Hollywood Documentaries, Mafia Movies, War Movies, Depressing Movies and comedies.
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Television:

Sopranos, Scrubs, Family Guy, The Simpsons, the OC, thScola International, e Office, Transformers, Robot Chicken, Cheers, Seinfeld; Espn, History Channel, Discovery Channel, Comedy Central, Cartoon Network.

Books:

Watership Down, used to read Crichton books on the beach over family vacation (OK, about 4 total), some Piers Anthony to be like my big bro when I was in high school ( the adventure was always out of this world, fun and creative), some Apuzzo italian immigrant/mafia novels (I like such topics, european history in general), and I just rememebred last night that I borrowed and actually read About a Boy before law school..........Hooked on Phonix never really worked for me despite my schooling, always too much add to read. Do the backs of baseball cards growing up count?Little did I know I'd one day look back and think I was good lookin', but fuck u and u and u. All there is to it, unless u can return my hairline. What the hell, we should be at the beach.

Heroes:

My mother and father; Olliges and Jeff, Bellevue; Huenefeld, Doug, List, Jake, Moening, Baute and Meyer all at Zalla's; CLS Mr. Haegele and Mr. Larcher; Rose Dr. Ball, newly Dr. Joo, Jose and snu; Krebs on CLEF; Norris and Tony at the funeral home; Ben's tunes; Samantha; UC boys, Andy arising from my first time TAing on to J wearing a Riot shirt that first night to 5 more spring breaks; Sam and Wilson's leather couch; UC Dr. Beaucage; Micaela; Siepman and Dr. Matsuura from law school; Jim Office from law job; Pete Rose, Willie McGee, Mickey Mantle and Mark McGwire; Huggins and AK; Boomer and Marvin; Tomba and Baggio, italian sports; anyone who works to protect animals and spends time with the infirmed; the American soldier. RIP MARTY (4/25/06) I'm sorry I couldn't protect you. I look for u under the coffee table, on the other couch, above the couch sitting on the fish, chasing the cats, lying at the front door, trying to mooch whatever it is I am eating, following me into the kitchen, if on the shitter your nose snoops in to sit before me, I see your eyes peering out the front window waiting for a friend to return. I've cried a lot and my face is exhausted from the muscles used to fight it back. U were so innocent and happy, always wanting to play with someone. U were just out for a frolic; though your legs couldnt bring you back across the street, I believe your heart returned. U shouldn't have been outside, u were with me; I was f'n asleep. I miss u; I call for u. I want to hold u. I am alone; I feel alone. While driving, as I view this now empty panaramic from this room where we sat, as I pace the outfield looking to the beyond after each pitch, I see your smile. U were looking more and more comfortable with each day, u found a home with love, and love never goes away....I could use a hug.

My Blog

i can't move

and it's so easy forever.i thought i found the person i was going to spend the rest of my life with.
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

heavy

Life is hard.It's giving me a rash.I need to suck it up.
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 08:54:00 PST

Thinging about O and fight training.

So about 2am as I dazing in and out I thought about this old Xmas Steve Martin skit. He was around the fire and tree making his one xmas wish. It was for all the kids in the world to hold hands and si...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:55:00 PST

The view from Jeff's old room

wow, all that drama plus a nice breeze. My god the f'n grit hillbillies just argue right outside the window of jeff's old room in the back parking lot of the next door apartment. A slap to the face, m...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 09:10:00 PST

headturner

Everyone's heads turned when we walked in the door.I smiled and went toward the bar.Look at those legs they'd say.At least I'm taller than than mom and dad.She sat to hear guitar while getting lost in...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 10:37:00 PST

Bamboozled.

When someone is away, your line of defense is their memory and your charater.Today, little matters more than want or need.I wish I had the luxury of being the intruder, being the one who could use all...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Tue, 05 Jun 2007 09:53:00 PST

Fuck U, I'm out of here.

On account of I hate u all and it's been far too long since I've been on any sort of water, I have to get out of Dodge this weekend. It's a hard thing to do....and not cause I'm a workaholic like J, b...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Fri, 25 May 2007 03:13:00 PST

tits in the face

I don't even think that'd do it.I'm glad for both modern and illegal medicine, but f'n body chemistry, which I admit to be partially genetic, is so f'n silly, at all the wrong times.I am so damn sad l...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:51:00 PST

crazy rowdy calm

Sittin in front of the bonfire, with all the smoke goin in my face, i think to myself, self, cause i dont know what im thinkin, the song changes, jeff plays something, jeff says this is for u rossi, h...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Sun, 20 May 2007 09:36:00 PST

3-ways, money and airports

Y is it that men love to eat til their insides feel like they will explode!Maybe that is just me and the way I was brought up, and fat is bad.But my god, bloated is such an awesome feeling, and chics ...
Posted by The Rozzman Giveth and He Taketh Away on Sun, 13 May 2007 01:55:00 PST