ABE ZiTi

YA ALREADY KNOW HOW WE DOES STRAIGHT FROM BRIGHTON BEACH BROOKNAM!!! I'M A 29 YEAR OLD BRIGHTON BEACH LEGEND WHO LOVES TO COOK, BLAZE LAMAZ, BLAZE FLYGIRLS & PRODUCE HIP-HOP BEATS. MOM DUKES ALWAYS TOLD ME "SON, LEARN HOW TO COOK, CLEAN, WASH YOUR OWN DISH'S & LAUNDRY SO YOU WILL NEVER EVA HAVE TO DEPEND ON A WOMAN." I LEARNED ALL THEM THANGS MOM DUKES TOLD ME TO PERFECTION HENCE I GOT THE NAME "ABE ZITI". ALL WHO KNOW ME KNOW ME FOR MY UNIQUE PERSONALITY & SENSE OF HUMOR. THE MOST IMPORTANT ASPECT OF LIFE IS AN INDIVIDUAL'S SENSE OF HUMOR. ONCE THAT IS LOST, THE ATMOSPHERE FEELS AS IF YOUR 2nd GRADE TEACHER JUST WALKED IN THE ROOM YELLING & BITCHING BOUT LAST NIGHT'S HOMEWORK. I LOVE KIDS & ARE VERY GOOD WITH THEM AS LONG AS THEY ARE NOT MINE(NOT READY FOR THAT YET). IF YOU ARE EVA FEELING DOWN, HOLLA AT THE ZITI MAN FOR A LAUGH TO MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER; THAT'S WHY I WAS PUT ON PLANET EARTH, TO MAKE PEOPLE HAPPY!!!