SWEEPING TO THE MOULDIES VOL. 7 |
PLANET URANUS GOT GINGERVITALSYes its true its true its true its trueL ong ago in a town known as Northwestern Hempshire a mysticalcreature known as the Raftumptin lived in the hollowed outstump of th...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 03:06:00 PST |
mega rock to be had this upcoming saturday july 7th |
this poster says it all, ok...
then we are playing a keg party cause we rock, you cant come though... unless you are a wizard...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 10:25:00 PST |
official planet uranus super-fan of the month for june |
annnd now... introducing! the man.. the myth...
THA JOSH DILLON
(planet uranus super-fan)
(for the month of JUNE)
and now that josh dillon is an internet celebrity feel free to contact him at:
josh...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 09:22:00 PST |
the hot new pic, warning: very hot |
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:05:00 PST |
she masturbates |
she tells me when she does it, right after as the fingers are dripping from her tongue - and her breath reeks of loving aroma, a supple nipply flesh of the xombie apocalyspe, sex with a metaphor ...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Sun, 10 Jun 2007 02:47:00 PST |
TAINT NOBODY NOT GOIN TO THE ROCk SHOW TONIGHTT!!! out of sight awwwlrighta! |
PLANET URANUS TOO nite- FEAT M. SEGER ON 2nd GUIT PLUS CeeCee McDonald on Skins - GO OR DIE - FIVE BUXXXX BITCH...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:47:00 PST |
'blog for june 4th' aka '50 cents my asss!' aka 'new issue of monocle fancy' |
As of Saturday, consumers will have to fish two quarters from their pockets to make a local call from a Bell pay phone.
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE!!!
'It would've been more of a measured response to the phone...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 01:52:00 PST |
blog of the day!!! |
BLOG! in ya face
p.s. our show on friday june 8th will be our first show with our new 6 piece lineup soo ye go see that shit...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Thu, 31 May 2007 10:59:00 PST |
earth shattering, heart breaking newze |
we had 999 myspaise frienz and then someone left us and we are down to 998, im about to be saw'n heads off i dont care what you think we need 1001 in order to be signed by Elektrasincerely,Planet Uran...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:59:00 PST |
a brief story on how this all started |
here is a snippet of an article found in the latest issue of rollins tone magazine...
"If Boyz II Men are portrayed as a clean-cut, wholesome R&B vocal group, then Planet Uranus's wild, sexual,bad...
Posted by Bite of the Mongoose on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:44:00 PST |
