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I coulda DID that if I weren't on my period!

About Me

I like lasers. A lot. Sometimes when my moms play with the laser toy and put in on the ceiling and spin it around in circles and laugh at me trying to get it, they think they're pretty funny...I like to amuse them, caus really I'm amazingly fast and can catch it whenever I want, really. I'm pretty intellectual for a cat, you could say. When my moms are at work, I like to spend my time reading a good book, or surfing the world wide web. Sometimes, I have the neighbor cats over. We like to party.

My Interests

Birds/Bird Watching/Bird Stalking. Marc Jacobs new spring collection. Sneaking out of the apartment and taking the skyways to shop at Macy's. Starbucks Pumpkin Spice Lattes. Guests who play with me and the laser. Hiding under the blankets while my mom tries to make the bed. Window seats and coffee stir sticks.

I'd like to meet:

I think it would be real funny to meet a rabbit. One of those all-white rabbits. And I think it would be cool if me and that rabbit were to play hide-and-go-seek in my mom's white down comforter, because I bet I would have a hard time finding that white rabbit. I would also like to meet the cast of RENO 911. And Portia D'Rossi.

Music:

I like to shake it to tunes by Brooke Hogan. Though my all-time favorites include: Justin Timberlake and John Legend.

Movies:

Bambi. The Rescuers. Rocky IV. Hairspray. Mean Girls. Footloose. Brokeback Mountain. Teen Wolf. Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Ten Things I Hate About You. And...Legally Blonde.

Television:

During the mornings, I usually like to watch Ellen with my mom. I like it when she has animals on and her dance moves remind me of my mom's, who really can't dance at all but tries pretty hard. Tyra is one self-absorbed crazy mutha#@!S@&*, but she cool to watch, too. When my mom's aren't at home, I love to watch South Park. I laugh pretty hard you could say. Reno 911 is the bomb...haha, Kimball is soooo a lesbian, though not the kind like my moms' because they never braid their hair like that or pull it back so tight. Also, Days of our Lives is funny...those Brady's sure are crazy. My all-time favorite show is Project Runway, though Will and Grace is good, too...and what's better than re-runs of the fabulously Golden, Sophia, Rose, Dorothy and Blanch??

Books:

I pretty much read anything I can get my paws on...so far, my favorites include the J.Crew catalog, US weekly and A Thousand Years of Irish Poetry.

Heroes:

Totally my grandpa and grandma, who completely spoil me and buy me new toys at Petco all the time, feed me ice cream, let me lick on suckers, and let me do prety much whatever I want. Also, Joan and Melissa Rivers.