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Manhorse

you are the ruskiest, tuskiest shoe ive seen all year and i aint shittin ya!!!

About Me

Hi My name is Alex Harvey. All my friends no me as Harvey. I must make 1 thing clear... i am not. ul understand in a second... it all started wen my mom and my dad "hugged in a special way" then they called mr Flemmy mclolunstuff and asked if there were ne babies from the baby shop. he sed thers 1 but he is a discontinued baby, few faults, (not all ther) so he gave my parents 20% off. A few minutesd later i was a fully grown adult cuz they left me in the garden and fed the soil with baby bio... sum bollox fertilizer and thus i was created as the child prodigy that u see b4 u... well im a child still n like the prodigy so its all good. So neway wen i turned 35 bk in 1973 i decided 2 invent the peanut for the viatnemese war (due 2 its hi explosive capabilities) but ended up losing the patent 2 an octopus while in a pub in cuba during the missile crisis which i caused. well i went in2 a room and i thought the big red button was the light switch. shit happens. neway he had a better hand at poker than me or should i say tentacle... oh... haha...haha. im 2 funny.THE QUEST 4 THE PIPE OF ROFLTON WILL FOLLOW SHORTLY!!!

My Interests

Music, my job, my friends,

I'd like to meet:

I dont really mind. At the end of the day i will probably get along with most people i meet. the only people i dont wanna meet are narrowminded fuckwits that cant cant except differences in people. In a nutshell CHAVS!!!

Music:

blink 182, disturbed, angels and airwaves, +44, greenday, goldfinger, adam freelander, bond, ray charles, ian brown, jeff buckley, tiesto, stevie wonder, vanessa mae, ben folds, micheal jackson (and the jackson 5), placido domingo (and the 3 tenors) gospal, folk, jazz, orchestral, mowtown, country, rock, metal, the list is endless

Movies:

i like nething from cassablanca to elmo in grouchland. my top 5 in near enuogh the rite order are 1 Shawshank redemption 2 human traffic 3 twin town 4 lords of dogtown 5 team america world police. (not only cuz it was fuckin ace and v v v contraversial but it was also the first of its kind)

Television:

Too many 2 mention Simpsons family guy american dad life on mars 24 and im not sad 2 say it but the new dr who and stargate sg1

Books:

Mostly i was raised on goosebumps. still ace in my mind then moved onto anne rice the vampire chronicles. although i come from a well read family. i am still well read. i jst lie 2 pick and choose wot i read. need to do a lot more. havnt read a gd book in a long time

Heroes:

u no who u rand spiderman and capn cum

My Blog

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Posted by Manhorse on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 04:28:00 PST