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God Dan it!

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About Me

Im currently involved in several global protest rallies, for the discrimination of Big Toes, having a humungous Big toe myself (roughly the size of a TV/Video combi) I feel it my goal in life to point out the extra benefits of such a gargantuous digit, for example.

a table tennis paddle.

the nail can be used a blank canvas for your creative juices to flow.

plug a leaky tap.

a penis substitute, if yours is feeling a little tender and afraid, "let the massive toe have a go" she wont be dissapointed....

other than that, I'm a support worker for Baddy Council But I dont really know what to do with my life, other than substitute my penis for my Leviathonesque toe.

My Interests

music, films, photography, art, only sport i partake in is snowboarding, and thats only when i get a chance, which has become rare unfortunatly. Im into loads of other crap, but gettin bored of typin.

Abuse me here

I'd like to meet:

cool people, scatty people like myself, people who dont take life to seriously and people who realise that the pursuit and maintenance of happiness is the only way to live your life.

Music:



Saul Williams, Latyrx, El-P, Company Flow, Sage Francis, Aesop Rock, Blackalicious, Handsome boy modelling school, DJ shadow, Qbert, Jack Johnson, Zero 7, Portishead, Frank Zappa, Passage, Lennon, Jefferson Airplane, Violent Femmes, Velvet Underground, Talib Kweli, Massive Attack, Gorillaz, Souls of Mischief, System of a Down, Talking heads, Gill Scott Heron, Rolling Stones, Bowie, Prince, Pulp, Public Image ltd, Pearl Jam, Public Enemy, Outkast, The NPG, Funkedelica, George Clinton, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Neil Young, Herbaliser, Mars Volta, Lyrics Born, Lateef the truth speaka, Gift of Gab Tom Waits, Liam Howlett, Led Zepplin, Kruder & Dorfmeister, Kraftwerk, Kid Koala, Hendrix, Sublime, Janis joplin, John Coltrane, Lifesavas, foo fighters, Chillies, Coldcut, Bloc Party, Incubus.....list goes on, but again, with the lazy fingers.... THE HOLY TRINITY OF HIPHOP = DEF JUX + QUANNUM + ANTICON

Movies:

Slam, Battle Royale, Sin city, Old Boy, kill Bill, House of the flying daggers, Twin Warriors, Kung Fu hustle, Ong Bak, Pulp Fiction, PI, Requiem for a dream, Ray, Natural Born Killers, The Ugly, Shawshank Redemption, Basketball diaries, Nightmare Before Christmas, Appleseed, Princess Mononoke, Spirited Away, Ghost in the shell 1 & 2, Hellraiser 1 & 2, Nightbreed, Exorcist, The Entity, Bad boy Bubby, Airplane 1&2, Anchorman, Old School, Blazing Saddles, Zatoichi, Edward Scissorhands, most Takeshi Mike films, Tarrantino, kevin smith, Darren Aranofski, Dario Argento, Again..pretty much anything that moves..especially scary ass movies and movies that make me laugh my titilabra's off!!

Television:

Oh dear, here we go, I'm to honest for my own good.... at the moment as thers not much good on its: Desperate Housewives (if you havent seen it, dont mock me!!), i think i should stop now before i get in too deep... but fav progs include,The Mighty Boosh, green wing, brass eye, day-today, alan partridge, office, phoenix nights, spaced, black books, have i got news for you, six feet under, Lost, people like us(ALTHOUGH t the main actor did get done for being a pedo), help(same pedo actor lol).....bored now, as you probably are, thinkin i may watch too much tv for my own good, lets just say i'll watch anything that moves!!

Books:

She, Said the shotgun to the head, The alchemist, Man o Man I do like a good read most clive barker especially the books of the Art, most paulo cohello, i dont mind admitting i loved the harry potter books, as well as the phillip pullman books, But I mostly read non fiction, cos i love bein a knowitall, plus they're easy to read on the shitter....also the garfield annual of 1989 was particulary thought provoking

Heroes:

Saul Williams, Gill Scott Heron, Mark Heap, Chris Morris, Frank Zappa, Sage Francis, Noel Fielding Rudy Huxtable (she's an inspiration to us all)