Hannah

I think my Grandmother was a Marx Brother, other than that I'm normal.I used to share my flat with a Thing, a monkey in a Mexican hat and a blind dog who fancies himself as a bit of a sailor. You can see them in the picture above. I don't know quite what the Thing is so if anyone has an idea please let me know. Also as I am now homeless if you have a house that you wish to give away that would be rather convenient. Some people keep lists of things they want to do, I prefer to keep a list of things I will never do, this includes:- playing any play station game, going to Blackpool, watching Titanic, having false nails, drinking a Bacardi Breezer, watching any programme like The OC, being friends with anyone who wears leather trousers, wearing leather trousers, eating liver/kidneys, going to a country that has capital punishment, getting Sky, listening to any Simply Red song through choice, watching Deal or No Deal, going camping or writing to a newspaper. If tested I believe I could achieve the world record for getting the most pick'n'mix in a Woolworth's cup, well up until they swapped back to weigh and pay, (Thank you Walmart you robbing bastards, you clearly needed this extra pick'n'mix profit margin). I took Roy Castle at his word and have shown much "dedication" in developing this talent-which now seems a bit of a waste. I have a fear of both heights and Gene wilder, my ultimate hell would be being in a cable car with him.