A plain ol' kid from a big family/
Was born in 84, mid January/
I'm sorry, the name's Doul, I like rhymin/
It's cold in Northpole, the sun ain't shinin/
Bred in Pee jay,and i've been here eversince/
Where I balance my good deeds and my bad ass sins/
Cooking's my passion, I kid you not/
Say it with me, u know it, this is why i'm hot/
My ultimate goal, would seal the deal/
A fine dine joint, serving overcharged meals/
From starters to desserts, I overcharge you/
Service charges and such, I'll overcharge too/
By laughin out loud, it'd make my day/
Or laughin non-stop, it works both ways/
Gua suka gelak, sampai nangis pun tak kisah/
Kalau takde benda kelakar, hidup memang susah/
Sebelum gua tidur, Tv kena biar pasang/
somehow it just makes me tido dengan tenang/
Kalau gua masak, atau beli benda makan/
I HAVE to officialize 'em first sebelum org. campur tangan/
If I knock my head on sum'n, or knocked by you/
Gua kena balance balik, kena ketuk dagu/
My eyes are allergic, to i don't know what/
And my throat can't consume pistachio and cashew nuts/
It itches if i'd do so/
Like lashes on a peephole/
What else can i say bout me...umm let's see people.../
Yo another thing i can't live without, is music/
I listen to all sorts, though some i'd really choose it/
Can't leave home without a chewing gum, for me to chew it/
Or live without my holmes/hommies, that I'm real cool with/
Apa lagi ehh…hmm... skejap gua fikir/
For me to be a doctor, yo that I can despair/
Aight, let's talk a lil bout food/
I love havin Japanese, dang sashimi sounds good/
At times i'd feel for lauks wit a huge amount'a rice/
Coz fo oysters, buttered lobsters i can just fantasize/
This is how it is,and it's how it's gon be/
let's cut the crap by sayin the best things in life are free/
"Money can't buy love" that's what's been said/
Without a lil money you can't even go on a cheap ass date!/
There you go, a tiny bit bout me/
Hope to get to know you too, Peace-out baby.
