Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] - ProfilesArchive

About Me

21 year old bassist for The Candid Candidates. People tell me I'm laid back and angry at the same time. I don't quite know how the hell that works out, but it does, so, hey, here's to being angry AND well natured!
Things tend not to go ahead as I've planned them. Call it lack of forethought on my part(damnable forethought has been every Stone's worst enemy over the years), or call it me just not sweating the small details enough, but I usually manage to fuck up plans pretty nicely. But it's the spur of the moment bullshittery I pull out of my ass that manages to redeem the situations. And if that doesn't work, hell, there's always a pint of Guinness to ease the troubles, no?
I have a problem with sleep. It's never where I am when I want it to be there. But get me in a movie theatre, heeeey, I'm out like a light in 20 minutes and can't be woken up for the life of me. I missed the endings of so many movies because of this....
I spend a lot of my time listening to a ton of different music and playing old video games on my computer. It kills the time until I'm actually tired enough to sleep, so, yay.
I'm attempting to make this college thing work, but I'm not gonna lie, I've pretty much lost the zeal for life as of late. Ever see Barenaked Ladies 'Pinch Me' video? Yeah. That's usually how my life goes, without the kickass band in the lobby, or the cool ending. And I'm not talking, like, Drive-Thru Mascot Steven Page, I'm talking like, Disenchanted Employee Ed Robertson here. And that worries me because...well, it does, for some reason or another.
I ramble, too.

My Interests

Music, computers, bassing it up in my boxers and house slippers.

I'd like to meet:

Old enemies and new friends. New enemies and old friends. Old...wait, damnit, I said that already.

Music:

A lot of things. But I like anything that's got a crazy ass bass line in it.

Heroes:

Me! And Dan from Alkaline Trio. And Brendan Kelly.
and just to get this out of the way, THE STANDARD BASSIST HERO REPLY:
OMG, I LIEK JACO AND FLEA AND JUSTIN CHANCELLOR FROM TOOL AND, LIEK, LIEK, THAT GUY FROM DREAM THEATER AND THE ONE GUY WHO PLAYS BASS WITH ONLY HIS PINKY FINGER CAUSE HE CAN PLAY SOME BASS LINES IN DOMINANT FIFTHTEENTH HARMONY WITH ONLY HIS PINKY!
And my mom. I know it's cheesier then all shit, but, c'mon, the lady brought me into the world, raised me, put up with my stupid antics, and loves me. That's a heroic lady right there.

My Blog

Hamburger Amulet

Take two parts Income, add two parts Minor, and adjust accordingly.Add in the variables of Responsiblities, coupled with Education, and divide that by one. Readjust numbers on the current basis.Consul...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Mon, 22 Oct 2007 12:03:00 PST

She’s better off sleeping on the floor

Stay calm, tard. You're working on it, and I'm just making a single post in your place to say it's alright thus far.And really smooth with the "Can I walk you to class?" line earlier today, too. That ...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Thu, 13 Sep 2007 01:19:00 PST

Take your bi-polar shit and go somewhere else.

I am not dealing with it anymore.I just finished three of the seven projects I've been assiged for CSIS this semester. I didn't bother getting too terribly much sleep last night, and it's starting to ...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 12:15:00 PST

The most exciting thing I do is hang out a third floor window and throw lit cigarettes down.

Alright, I'm gonna cope with it here and just admit I started smoking again.OH NOES! Yeah, I know, information that is so old it makes Grampa look spry.But I think I know where I went wrong last time ...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 02:21:00 PST

I GET TO GO HOME!

YAY! I GET TO GO HOME FOR NEXT SUMMER! YAY!....YAY!((EDIT:Man, why you gotta be shitting on my parade, John?))
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 07:54:00 PST

You made me regret those times I spent with you.

Now I give up, so good bye and so long.I can't sleep. I think insomnia is kicking in again.Go way! Ugh. I can't be doing this shit anymore.......
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 02:37:00 PST

The Memoirs of a Quick Service Food Employee

Hello, and welcome to a walk through of what you, the average consumer, of the fine and delicate foodstuffs we provide to you for a reasonable price, can do to make the transition of money and food ju...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:57:00 PST

Theres a fucking BLOG here too, Sandy. WHAT NOW?!

Alright, look, this is a desperate attempt for some form of....justification? I dunno.I live with my parents, still. I have no shame in admitting this, because I'm working through college and paying m...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:43:00 PST

I haven’t had fun in what seems like years....

First week of school down. And, holy fuck, for as excited as I was for it to start, I didn't realize how much I HATE the first week.The schedule is so wonky that getting used to normal operating hours...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 08:06:00 PST

The Exploding Boy doesn’t cry!

I like The Cure.School starts tomorrow. Yay....No, really, yay! I'm serious. I came to the realization I'm morbidly afraid of working at In A Tub. I just am. It reminds me too much of myself as a teen...
Posted by Stoney [OMGWTFHAX] on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 08:07:00 PST