In Honor of Stupid People Everywhere |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
(Dam...
Posted by brad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
things that annoy me |
People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is?
People who are willing ...
Posted by brad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
HOW TO KEEP A HEALTHY LEVEL OF INSANITY |
1) At lunch time, sit in your parked car w/sunglasses on and
point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3) Insist ...
Posted by brad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
ABSOLUTE PROOF THE WORLD IS NUTS! |
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense.)
In Bahra...
Posted by brad on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
