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Frank the Tank

He makes me smile, permanently.

About Me

My dog is a Dane/Pitt/Chicken/Goldfish mix.

My Interests

people. laughing. camping, climbing, hiking, bike-riding, sewing, reading, drawing, writing, Oscar-walking, sailing, skiing.

I'd like to meet:



Music:

I prefer it hard, fast, short, and loud. But I can enjoy and appreciate most any type of music. I really love when men with rough, scratchy voice from years of alcohol, drug, and cigarette abuse serenade me. Although recently have been enjoying the mellow stuff much more than I care to admit: I'll blame it on my old age.

Movies:

I love scary movies. I love funny movies. I love movies that make you think. I love indie movies. I would love if I could watch more movies.

Television:

Pop Up Video is the greatest show that ever existed.

Books:

I own 33 books that I have yet to read; so if I turn up missing check my bed, under my dog, and behind a book.

My Blog

Yukon Cornelius...

...is the cutest bunnny on the planet.  And I'm not just being biased because he's little and mine.  He's a mini fuzzy lop, and right now he's about the size of my hand.  He keeps tryin...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 09:11:00 PST

Everybody’s Doing It

I got back from New York and found a plethora of blogs waiting to be read, so I figured I'd join the club. Did I mention I went to New York?! I bought the perfect dress from Bloomingdale's and then ...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 03:55:00 PST

Triathalon Training

I forgot how much fun running isn't. I'm going to Knoxville tomorrow and I'm so excited that I might pee my pants!  I'm a little sad that Alex and I are peacing-out right after the reception to h...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Fri, 03 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

The Winds of Change

I got a new computer. It's a MacBook. That's right, I've converted. I'd like to thank William for helping me in the purchasing process. Even better news: today was Mom's last day of radiation! Th...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 02:13:00 PST

CRYSTAL LAKE

Those of you who partook in the weekly scary movie nights at Shannon and Travis', or who were present for Halloween '05, know that there are scarier things than my cleavage and Shannon wearing a banan...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 08:49:00 PST

Thank You!

Yesterday's ride and subsequent dog party and cook-out was a huge sucess, if I do say so myself.First of all, the ride organizers were expecting to recruit between 200-250 riders, and they got more th...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 09:59:00 PST

This Weekend!!!

Friday night, the Evans' are coming!!!  There shall be leg humping and reminiscing, although it may be another too-quick visit between me and the girl I used to carry on conversations with i...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:58:00 PST

Are there any Ghoti Hook fans left in this world?!

Or at least anyone who can sing the "I li-i-i-ike my bi-i-i-ike, it's not like other bikes" song with me.  I just got a new Marin, he's gunmetal, and I named him Bender.  Now I hop...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Fri, 11 May 2007 08:59:00 PST

WILL BIKE FOR BOOBIES

Alex and I are participating in the 1st Anuual Bike For Breast Cancer  on Sunday, June 10th.  For those of you who'd love to bike with us--the more the merrier!  For those of you who do...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 09:10:00 PST

Dancin' With Myself

So I was having a bad day today, so bad that I didn't even want to listen to my brand-new Breakfast of Champions on CD on my way to school (thanks honey).  Instead, I was listening to the same C...
Posted by Frank the Tank on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST