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Phil

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About Me

The wise man can pick up a grain of sand and envision a whole universe. But the stupid man will just lie down on some seaweed and roll around until he's completely draped in it. Then he'll stand up and go, "Hey, I'm Vine Man."
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Popular Bitch


63%

Athletic Tomboy


56%

Preppy Girl


56%

Slut


50%

Hippy


44%

Nerdy Girl


38%

Goth


6%

Loser


0%
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Name: Phil, The Phil Nova Experience, zFil, Phil Novs Hard
Birthdate: 8/7
Birthplace: San Francisco
Current Location: Sonoma, Awesome Capital of the World
Eye Color: Dark Brizown
Hair Color: Dark Brizown
Height: 5'11"
Weight: ~155
Piercings: Nope
Tatoos: Someday
Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Nope
Overused Phraze: "Fuck your couch"
FAVORITES
Food: Sushi, Italian
Candy: White Rabbit, Sees
Number: 8
Color: red
Animal: monkey
Drink: milk
Alcohol Drink: beer, white russian
Bagel: donuts
Letter: H
Body Part on Opposite sex: carotid artery
This or That
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
McDonalds or BurgerKing: nothing but in n' out
Strawberry or Watermelon: strawberry
Hot tea or Ice tea: hot tea
Chocolate or Vanilla choco
Hot Chocolate or Coffee: hot choco
Kiss or Hug: buttsex
Dog or Cat: dog
Rap or Punk: rap
Summer or Winter: summer
Scary Movies or Funny Movies: funny
Love or Money: love
YOUR...
Bedtime: whenever
Most Missed Memory: when i was little and frolicked with the happy bunnies and ate rainbows
Best phyiscal feature: my body parts are like my children, i love them all
First Thought Waking Up: rabbit rabbit rabbit
Goal for this year: get a date with angelina jolie
Best Friends: yes
Weakness: bullets, pointy things, fire
Fears: sharks
Heritage: italian stallion
Longest relationship: 1 year
HAVE YOU...
Ever Drank: yeah son
Ever Smoked: yes
Pot: not anymore
Ever been Drunk: have i ever been NOT drunk?
Ever been beaten up: only in fun
Ever beaten someone up: only in fun
Ever Shoplifted: yes
Ever Skinny Dipped: yes
Ever Kissed Opposite sex: yes
Been Dumped Lately: no
IN A GUY/GIRL
Favorite Eye Color: whatever
Favorite Hair Color: whatever, but interesting hair/eye combos are neat
Short or Long: whatever
Height: shorter than me
Style: whatever works
Looks or Personality: i'm a typical male
Hot or Cute hot
Drugs and Alcohol: alcohol, no drugs
Muscular or Really Skinny: muscular girls freak me out
RANDOMS
Number of Regrets in the Past: 2.6
What country do you want to Visit: europe, south pacific
How do you want to Die: doing something exciting
Been to the Mall Lately: to get my bitchin' new shoes
Do you like Thunderstorms: yes
Get along with your Parents: usually
Health Freak: i exercise a lot and eat a lot of junk food
Do you think your Attractive: usually
Believe in Yourself: yes
Want to go to College: i'm majoring in binge drinking
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Drink: yes
Shower Daily: yes
Been in Love: yes
Do you Sing: too much
Want to get Married: not now
Do you want Children: DEFINITELY not now
Have your future kids names planned out: creepy
Age you wanna lose your Virginity: oops
Hate anyone: no, but lots of people weird me out
SODOMY! GET PAID TO FUCK SHEEP!

My Interests

fight club, making high quality garage band beats, casual encounters on craigslist.org, kicking it, keeping it real, good movies, good books, the chronic, dr. dre, catastrophies, evil, things that make me seem cool and not mainstream, demons, carl sagan, doodling, superficiality, social climbing, inside jokes, power, money, fame, evil, norway, 11th century japanese literature, bank robbery, bdsm, bob saget, bruce willis, buck nasty, carl sagan, carrot juice, clocks, crunk juice, cutting, dvda, ecoterrorism, electrical engineering, emo, extreme makeover, female bodybuilders, food, gefiltefish, ham, hominy grits, impregnation, infomercials, inner peace, jadakiss, jaundice, john travolta, lactate pills, langtston hughes, lawn darts, mcgriddles, mean girls the musical, measuring tape, midgets, mixing tylenol and advil, money, moses, name dropping, nasty nate, nate dogg, national security, non-dairy creamer, operation toronto freedom, otto von bismarck, pam maffei, pcp, pedicures, pocket protectors, pokemon, powdered milk, prison, salad bars, salad tossing, self help, self help midgets, soap on a rope, soapmaking, social climbing, soul plane, space travel, spam, st. patrick's day, superficiality, telemarketing, the chronic, the mile high club, the vanilla gorilla, turner syndrome, uhauls, unicorns, vicodin, vietnamese rap, vows of silence, weight watchers, world peace, annie, white stripes

I'd like to meet:

HOT GUYZ I AM 18/F/NY PLEEZ CONTACT ME TONITE!!!

Music:

beck, the white stripes, the hives, air, junior senior, the mars volta, the rolling stones, the beatles, the killers, modest mouse, radiohead, the faint, dr. dre, NWA, danger doom, mf doom, del, gorillaz

Movies:

Brazil, Donnie Darko, Igby Goes Down, Lord of the Rings, Dogville, I 3 Huckabees, A Waking Life, 2001: A Space Oddyssey, A Clockwork Orange, American Beauty, Harold and Maude, Pulp Fiction, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, Dr. Strangelove, Seven, The Life Aquatic, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Fight Club, Office Space, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Triplets of Belleville, Kill Bill

Television:

Arrested Development, Da Ali G Show, The Daily Show, South Park

Books:

The Universe in a Nutshell, Ulysses (even though I may never get through it), Fight Club, Freakanomics, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, Nietzche

My Blog

my beauty

everyone befriend my alter ego, and my musical side, the phil nova experience. through my shitty garageband music i express my great inner beauty, a beauty i would like to share with all of you. the...
Posted by Phil on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST