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Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes

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About Me

What is a nerdfox? Well, one might note that it’s a compound word made of nerd and fox. So it’s like, a foxy nerd, or a hot geek, or a sexy dweeb. Except, we are re-defining sexy, because mainstream sexy is really boring. Foxy like freckles, gapped teeth, love handles, hair that sticks up funny in the back, slim pretty fingers on a boy, or tough broad shoulders on a girl. Or singing off pitch. It’s like, kids who don’t quite fit in, who have obsessions and hobbies that normal people don’t quite understand. And obsessions and hobbies are hot. And being smart is really hot. Glasses and sweatervests are hot too. And you are hott. With two t's.
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My Interests

I am interested in your pathetic ass love life.

I'd like to meet:

Barack Obama. And all the ladies from the Golden Girls. And you, because I like you, just the way you are. And Mr. Rogers. And ventriloquists.

Music:

Either Jandek, or Rod Stewart. I'm torn.

Television:

Masterpiece Theatre

Books:

Really thick ones. And graphic novels.

Heroes:

Mr. Rogers, Doogie Howser, Schrodinger's Cat, Emily Dickinson, people who yodel while wearing sweatervests. Batgirl, the librarian. Peter Fucking Parker. Dr. Beverly Crusher. You.

My Blog

Tips to Initiate a Make Out Sesh

Tips to Initiate a Make Out Sesh By the editor FirstIt's so important to keep consensuality in mind, and to realize that all of us have been through different things, and some people take certain a...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 07:02:00 PST

Hot Off the Press: Summer 2007 Issue, Get yours quick!

Dearests, The latest issue of the nerdfox is complete. The theme is "Secrets" and many secrets flowed in. Below is a sample of some of the articles you'll find if you send me your address and I mail ...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:15:00 PST

Are you Married? Selections from the Secret Issue

Is Your Date Married? Jen and Dana share some tips they've unfortunately been forced to pick up along the way: Ask: Are you married? Not even a little bit? Look: Is there a ring? Don't forget tan li...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Tue, 29 May 2007 06:04:00 PST

Ask a Nerdfox: Glasses or Contacts?

Dear Nerdfox, I am considering the purchase of contact lenses as an alternative to my thick frames for fancy evening occassions. Would this be Nerdfox suicide? Fretfully yours, Lex Dear Fretful: I pe...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Tue, 08 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Nerdfox Summer 2007 Deadline: May 13th!

Dear Nerdfoxies: The Nerdfox Deadline for the Summer 2007 issue is May 13th. Feel free to email submissions or ideas to [email protected] The theme for this issue is "secrets" but if you can't come up...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:48:00 PST

How to Wear Glasses with Much Sex Appeal

Get your Glorious Glasses Game On, Gorgeous By Brett Randall Always try to use two hands when pushing up your glasses on your nose - it shows you are twice as interested than if you use one hand.&nb...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:35:00 PST

Are you a nerdfox? Take our totally rad Quiz!

Nerdfox Quiz: Are You a Nerdfox? I think that ______ is very sexy. Hot bod, loads of money, tricked out ride. Not completely despising me Playing scrabble A lisp My life motto might best be descri...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 10:26:00 PST

Ask a Nerdfox

Dear Nerdfox, I have a crush on a boy (okay, man, whatever) who is definitely a nerd, but not quite a fox. How can I encourage his foxyness? What I mean to say is that he's got giant glasses and an af...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Sun, 25 Feb 2007 10:10:00 PST

What NOT to do. Excerpt from Issue 1

What not to do.     There are a lot of things you shouldn't do in this life. It is my belief however, that mistakes are made to be forgiven, and there is no romantic mishap beyond redem...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:24:00 PST

Letter to the Editor (our first)

Dear Editor, As president of the New York City chapter of Nerdfoxes, I must submit my disagreement with the official Nerdfox profile, which states you are eager to meet Barack Obama.  My problem ...
Posted by Nerdfox's Guide to Loving Nerdfoxes on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 11:01:00 PST