"Is You Happy?" - T.I. |
I just got a question for you...Is you happy??
~T.I. "Why You Wanna", from King, 2006
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Posted by Mama Mia on Wed, 24 Jan 2007 10:16:00 PST |
Dear Tech Support... |
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and val...
Posted by Mama Mia on Mon, 22 Jan 2007 09:49:00 PST |
To the Non-Pregnants... |
Dear Non-Pregnant Person,
I hope you find these guidelines helpful in your interactions with pregnant women as failing to follow them may result in serious physical harm. If you are thinking, su...
Posted by Mama Mia on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 01:27:00 PST |
"Look what I can do!" - Stuart, Mad TV |
So... As I'm putting Justin to bed last night, we discussed what he did in school that day. "Watch this, Mom!," he says, and proceeds to get on his knees and curl into a ball, placing his interlocked ...
Posted by Mama Mia on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:48:00 PST |
my humps, my humps, my lovely lady lumps |
It must be said that I love this blogging thing... probably because I can say whatever I want (and frequently do), regardless of it's stupidity (which it frequently is.) I usually express myself far b...
Posted by Mama Mia on Thu, 13 Apr 2006 10:28:00 PST |
Comet cleans dog poop off of walls. |
Yup. Comet, the blue powdery tub cleaner, is also a great wall cleaner for those of you that live in apartments with that weird chalky paint. It removes dog poop and fingerprint grime buildup. An...
Posted by Mama Mia on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 01:48:00 PST |
Persistence v. Insanity |
So I'm told that persistence means repeating an action until you get the desired results. And insanity is repeating an action but expecting different results.
With this in mind, and having been wait-l...
Posted by Mama Mia on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 10:00:00 PST |
