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hyperboleblues

Love never blows up and gets killed.

About Me

I was saying Boo-urns...

My Interests

my father taught me one thing before he left: a hatchet and a hobo makes for one hell of a night.

I'd like to meet:

Turbo from American Gladiators

Music:

Brett McFavre's new album, "The Depression Blues"

Movies:

There is a study that was done that showed that the amount of movies like this that come out are inversely proportionate to the sensitivity of American's ever weakening collective gag-reflex. True story.

Books:

books are for people who aren't english majors. one day i'll sit down with a pot of earl grEy and catch up on all that anne rice i've been missing out on.

My Blog

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So i'm very bored... again. I have no outlet for this boredom and cannot do what I usually do when life hands me lemons (make a masturbation/nap lemon-flavored cocktail) due to the fact that my sheets...
Posted by hyperboleblues on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 10:23:00 PST

with columbians

went next door to columbians' house. drunk... drinkining... marijuana. All columbians can move their hips exactly like shakira but i can not... i cannot figure out how this movement is physically poss...
Posted by hyperboleblues on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:03:00 PST

I have a dream... had a dream... fuck.

This is the most vivid dream i've had in a while... possibly due to the beer/nyquil/pain-killer/antibiotic cocktail i fixed myself before bed.    So, there I am... in Japan. There are.....
Posted by hyperboleblues on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 10:56:00 PST

GREAT day.

I just hit a car. driving down summit #whoosh# this truck stops in the middle of the road #screeeee# the car behind it slams on its brakes and then i hit that car #b00m#the truck that caused all of th...
Posted by hyperboleblues on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST