BuRkE profile picture

BuRkE

BONG BRO 4

About Me

BUDLIGHT PRESENTS: REAL MEN OF GENIUS..."Today we salute you, Mr. Myspace addict. You thought you could just log on once, but little did you know it would consume your life. Joining one pointless group was just not enough. Adding every person you never spoke to in high school, and people you've never met who live 3000 miles away just to be "virtually" popular. As if IM wasn't enough to feed into your stalker-ish behavior. Oooo look at you with your 14393 "friends". So go ahead, crack open an ice cold BUD LIGHT, Compulsive Away Message Checker Turned Myspace Psycho. It's too bad that you're not too popular at the bar, but in virtual reality, you'd be the life of the cyber party." Josh --
[adjective]:
Insatiable to the point of crazy
'How will you be defined in the sexual dictionary?' at QuizUniverse.com
Try the BEST MySpace Editor and MySpace Layouts at MySpace Toolbox !

Get Your Own Voice Player Manage.. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Soooooo many things interest me.... Partyin wit the boys, Moran, Creasy, Brooks, Berlew, Parduski, Disco, Shock, Sweet, Doman, Fig, Hillard, Simon (good luck in the navy bro) and any1 else I 4got, MUSIC, Almost evry possible athletic sport besides soccer, Ladies of course, Taking walks at kirby park at nite, Fiji Water, Road Trips, and many many many other things that my ass aint typin..... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" .... width="425" height="350" ..
You're An Alcoholic
Time to go back to step one. What Kind of Drunk Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Nicole Scherzinger(Lead singer Pussycat Dolls) and Jessica Alba at the same time and my life would be complete... What I need is simple, five foot five with dimples, Potential wife credentials, Know about the life I'm into, life I've been through And how I had a trifilin mental...
Advanced Global Personality Test Results

Extraversion |||||||||||||| 53%
Stability |||||||||||||||||| 73%
Orderliness |||||| 30%
Altruism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Interdependence |||||||||||| 50%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Mystical |||||||||||||||| 63%
Artistic |||||| 30%
Religious |||||| 30%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Materialism |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Narcissism |||||||||| 36%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Work ethic |||||| 30%
Self absorbed || 10%
Conflict seeking |||||| 23%
Need to dominate |||||||||| 36%
Romantic |||||||||||| 43%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||| 70%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 70%
Cautiousness |||||||||||| 43%
Individuality |||||||||||| 43%
Sexuality |||||||||||||||| 70%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||||| 77%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 56%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||| 70%
Vanity |||||||||||||| 56%
Hypersensitivity |||||| 30%
Female cliche |||||| 23% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
personality tests by similarminds.com

Music:

MUSIC RULES MY FUCKING LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! R&B can't be touched but Also into Rap and certain other songs outta those two categories..... width="425" height="350" ..

Movies:

Cant even begin too fuck with evry Denzel Washington and Tom Cruise Movie(before War of the Worlds) besides that Boondock Saints, Exit Wounds, Gone in 60 Seconds, Scarface, Gladiatior, The Patriot, Braveheart, Blow and many otheres im not namin...

Television:

Sportscenter, Southpark, Family Guy, and the Simpsons that about it...

Take the quiz:
What college r u?

Texas
howdy yall your a longhorn fan. u love the scourching heat, ur hook em sign and well......beatin them sooners, the new champs 1!!!!!!

Quizzes by myYearbook.com -- the World's Biggest Yearbook!

Books:

FuCK YO COUCH!!!!!

Heroes:

Tyrone the crackhead

My Blog

SOOO f'n true (funny as hell)

Who's Who of the Drinking Scene  Random drunk running guy- Where are you going? And why are you running?Crying girl on cell phone- Yes, Sweetheart, when you are hammered it is a great time to ...
Posted by BuRkE on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 01:47:00 PST