Syllabus Day |
10 Stupid Things Teachers Do On The First Day Of School:1- tell you what to call them- the ever bitchy Ms., the white pantied Miss, the over Aqua-nette Mrs., the pretentious Dr., the casual Daves and ...
Posted by RandomValentina on Tue, 19 Aug 2008 10:56:00 PST |
VAH! |
Oh Its Dirty! Like Pure Smut
From: jack
Ok, so, I'm having a hard time figuring this one out, bec I knew this was coming because I've already seen it before, but you're the on-again-off-again type of ...
Posted by RandomValentina on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 02:28:00 PST |
Screenplays, Scamming and Other Scandalous Stuff 2 |
SCENE TWO ACT TWO
Narrator (walking in from off stage. He stands before a small lake, the kind you find in the neighborhood park. Thin brown dust surrounds the park by about 6 feet, the dry weedy gras...
Posted by RandomValentina on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 12:14:00 PST |
Four on the Floor and Peyote Booty |
It's just that thing we do around here, in the dark with the bar pushed back to give us extra wiggle room. I'll pop block before I cock block on the phone from so far, kinda drunk and stressing out. I...
Posted by RandomValentina on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 05:06:00 PST |
Maya Angelou and Elmo |
play a hand slappy game. A hand clappy game to celebrate a mixture of M words.
My name is Maya. I like to eat Mangoes. And my pet is a Moose.
...and then you say it a couple times over and you feel ...
Posted by RandomValentina on Wed, 30 May 2007 07:56:00 PST |
Party Boys |
Oh, Jesus Christ. It's dancing, dirty-dirty. And somehow we knew the call would be made, the deal closed and email read. No response, but that's okay, it's the read that makes the difference. In Orang...
Posted by RandomValentina on Tue, 22 May 2007 09:11:00 PST |
Dream Interpretations Are More Confusing Than Dreams |
White
White represents purity, perfection, peace, innocence, dignity, cleanliness, awareness, and new beginnings. You may be experiencing a reawakening or have a fresh outlook on life. However, in Eas...
Posted by RandomValentina on Wed, 09 May 2007 09:22:00 PST |
The Rules of The Game |
1- Be discreet.
2- The rules can change by any authority of the appropriate state and they can change them at any time.
3- Be honest with yourself.
4- Do watcha like.
5- Don't ask.
...
Posted by RandomValentina on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 12:12:00 PST |
Screenplays, Scamming and Other Scandalous Stuff |
ACT ONE (the sound of very heavy breathing coming from behind the wall, not quite a snore, but breathing so deep and dragged out it seems as though the person must be sick or breathing so as to ...
Posted by RandomValentina on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 01:12:00 PST |
My Life Just Turned Into A Country Song |
My dad died, my car just broke down, I lost my ID and my ATM card... all I can do now is laugh hysterically on the shoulders of friends and family~
Posted by RandomValentina on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 04:50:00 PST |
