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SAFE-T-MAN

I am a fake man.

About Me

I have no legs. I also wear a pink sweater.

My Interests

Modelling, being an inanimate object, scaring the crap out of people, pink sweaters.

I'd like to meet:

Mythical beasts of prominent stature, fake ladies.

Music:

Kraftwerk, Crash Test Dummies

Movies:

Weekend at Bernie's 1 & 2, Mannequin.

Television:

American Idol, OH! Mikey!

Books:

The Mysterious Mannequin (Nancy Drew)

Heroes:

Showroom Dummies. They smash the glass.