KLINGER

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Mad on the road? that's called Road Rage and you can call me and bitch about the person on the road next to you. Call Me Klinger at 737-0107... Give us some muthaf%* Kin ROAD RAGE BABY!HERE ARE THE RULES OF THE ROAD PER PLANET RADIO 107-3 LISTENERS. IF YOU HAVE A RULE YOU WANT ADDED TO THE LIST, CALL ROAD RAGE WEEKDAYS 5-6PM, YOU CAN ALSO EMAIL ME: [email protected] 1: THE GOLDEN RULE: STAY IN YOUR CAR.RULE 2: IF YOU ARE TRAVELING AT THE SAME SPEED AS THE PERSON NEXT TO YOU,YOU MUST EITHER SPEED UP OR SLOW DOWN AND GET IN THE SAME LANE AS THAT PERSON.RULE 3: FAST DRIVERS THAT ENCOUNTER A FASTER DRIVER COMING UP BEHIND THEM MUST PROMPTLY MOVE OUT OF THE WAY.RULE 4: DO NOT APPLY MAKE-UP DURING RUSH HOUR TRAFFIC (this rule applies to chick and dudes)RULE 5: GAS TO GET ON, BRAKE TO GET OFF.RULE 6: HE WHO DRIVES THE MINIVAN IS RESTRICTED TO THE RIGHT HAND LANE.RULE 7: GET OFF THE PHONE!!!RULE 8: IF YOU ARE GOING TO TURN A BLINKER ON, MAKE SURE YOU KNOW HOW TO TURN IT OFF.RULE 9: IF YOU ARE AN IDIOT, GET OFF THE DAMN ROAD.RULE 10: NO RUBBER-NECKING.RULE 11: WHEN THE LIGHT TURNS GREEN, GO!!RULE 12: COPS SHOULD FOLLOW THE SAME RULES THAT THEY WANT US TO FOLLOW.RULE 12: IF SOMEONE DOES SOMETHING POLITE IN TRAFFIC (LETTING YOU IN, ETC.) AND YOU DON'T WAVE, IT IS PERFECTLY NORMAL TO EXPECT TO BE SPUN OUT.RULE 13: WHEN YOU APPROACH A YIELD SIGN, DON'T SIT THERE, GO!!!RULE 14: NO READING WHILE DRIVING.RULE 15: WOMEN DO NOT NEED TO DRIVE (the author of this rule is a dude named LEE from the WESTSIDE).RULE 16: IF OVER THE AGE OF 65, YOU MUST RE-TAKE THE FLORIDA DRIVERS TEST.RULE 17: MEN DON'T NEED TO THINK THEY ARE THE KINGS OF THE ROAD (author is LEAH).RULE 18: DON'T CUT OFF BIG TRUCKS, YOU WILL NEVER WIN.RULE 19: IF YOUR CAR EMITS MORE SMOKE THAN A CHIMNEY, GET THAT P.O.S. OFF THE ROAD.RULE 20: LADIES, REFER BACK TO RULE 15 (LEE from the WESTSIDE called back and wanted this rule posted).RULE 21: IF YOU ARE DOING THE SPEED LIMIT AND COME UP TO A COP, DON'T HIT YOUR BRAKES.RULE 22: IF IT'S RAINING AND YOU FEEL THE URGE TO ACTIVATE YOUR HAZARD LIGHTS, PULL OVER AND WAIT UNTIL THE SUN COMES OUT AGAIN. THATS WHEN YOU CAN RESUME MOTORING.RULE 23: IF YOU DRIVE A SPORTS CAR, YOU HAVE TO GO OVER THE SPEED LIMIT NOT UNDER THE SPEED LIMITGetting into a wreck sucks when you smash your car up. The cool part is taking a pic of your ride after the wreck and emailing it to me so I can post them on my webpage ([email protected] )