sadness is when... |
I drop my iphone just a little and it breaks.
AND there is not an Apple retail store within an hour's drive of the tiny little town I'm in.
I feel a bit naked without text messaging and instant web ac...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 11:08:00 PST |
speaking of elephants... |
Several months ago, I broke myself- my hip, to be exact.
I had planned to travel to Europe for a 2 week whirlwind of fun and adventure during the summer, but had to cancel because of my gimpy state.
I...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Tue, 20 Nov 2007 09:07:00 PST |
free advice |
The ocean is very, very cold in Oxnard during November.
If you happen to be out by the water in the middle of the night with some friends and some a-hole (possibly yourself) comes up with the brillian...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 01:08:00 PST |
puppy haiku |
I'm away from home on a business trip and my pup is in the care of a professional pet sitter/rad roommate for the whole week.
I miss his sharp little teeth and his cold little nose and his soft furry ...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 09:07:00 PST |
Guess what guys??? |
I get to be a tutor!
Finally!!!
I've been waiting to get into this rad volunteer tutor program for months now and just today, I got myself a student. She's in kindergarten (I requested a youngin since...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Tue, 28 Aug 2007 01:43:00 PST |
Dear Midwest, |
I am coming for a brief visit over the Labor Day holiday and I wanted to introduce myself and clear up a few things before I get there.
I hear you're really conservative and are host to many Christian...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 04:52:00 PST |
Ask and you shall receive |
I often ask people for things "with a cherry on top". Especially when ordering food at restaurants. Rarely do I ever get what I ask for.
Today, I did. My server barely took notice when I asked for a ...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 03:44:00 PST |
self control is overrated |
This morning on my way to work, I listened to one of my favorite CDs. The first song on the CD is Ivanka by Imperial Teen (currently playing on my profile). The first time I listened to it this mornin...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Wed, 25 Jul 2007 04:12:00 PST |
Last day |
Today is my last day of my 20's. Tomorrow, I will have my 30th birthday and I couldn't be happier!
The past year has been extraordinary. I truly don't expect year 2006 to EVER be topped in fun and adv...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 11:08:00 PST |
somebody pinch me! |
I must be freaking DREAMING.
I just received a dividend check for almost a hundred bucks from my insurance company. My auto, life, and renter's policies are with State Farm and they just freaking sent...
Posted by ms. snottypants on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 10:55:00 PST |
