Mel Brooks,George Carlin,............... The Bill Cosby "back in the day.... when he did his OLD stand up stuff" AWESOME!!, FZ (but he's dead)......., Walt Disney (but he's dead too), whoever invented beer, Oh....., and George W. Bush, BUT just for a minute!!.... Just long enough to tell him what a complete ass he is, and then get my butt outta there before his presence makes me PUKE!!