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B-Unit

i noticed that you're gangster.. well i am gangster too.. im not gonna lie, im pretty awesome

About Me


i slack off and do 160! right mike?
FUNNIEST THING EVER!
ahahahahaha! "i think we're dead" he says! hahaha!!!
im brendan, im 23, i like nice things. im completely single and frighteningly handsome. and modest, too! line forms to the left, ladies! :)
i'm a nifty web designer extraordinare and pixel aficionado, thereby making me the most uncool person you'll ever meet. i make up for it with my stunning good looks and altogether sexy personality, not to mention my 3 ft penis and large bank account. am i attracting any whores yet? no? aaannnyways...
i live in sarasota, florida. for those of you who aren't privy, it's where all your grandparents come to wither away and die, but not before they congregate in mass quantities on the road in 2000 lb+ vehicles and cause more wreckage amongst normal, coherent folk than the atomic bomb. oh, and they hold up the lines at grocery stores like nobody's business, too. so really, it's a great place, you should visit sometime!
oh yeah, i'm gonna be famous one day. get your autographs now while they're free! k thats about it.
HELP, IM ADDICTED TO CHEEEEEEEESE! IT WAS THE BIG MAGIC BUS THAT CHANGED THE COLOR OF THE LIGHTS! OHMYGAAHD!
Im special!
this is how i'll die, apparently:
yeah, that's right... I balled her! and she liked it, too. blowin' up my phone even after i'm gone! i'm such a whore.

My Interests

things that don't suck. like beer. and drinking. and music. and guitar... and beer.

I'd like to meet:

not you, that's for damn sure! you smell! like old cabbage! ahahahahaha... just kidding...

...only i'm really not

listen, learn, and live by it:

Music:

way too much to list.. but a few bands who's music gets raped in my car cd player are breaking benjamin, chevelle, bullet for my valentine, trapt, cradle of filth, dropkick murphy, social distortion, killswitch engage, ben moody, korn, the red jumpsuit apparatus, buckcherry, shinedown, three days grace, tool, coheed & cambria, and a whole lot more. ah fuck... i went ahead and listed a bunch anyway, didnt i? lol

Movies:

tombstone, point break, ocean's 11 & 12 (soon to be 13 when it comes out), young guns 1 & 2, american outlaws, boondock saints, deja vu, waiting, employee of the month, all the pirates of the caribbean movies, conf-fidence, all the 'bourne' movies, all the die hard & lethal weapon movies, and pretty much anything with lots of action or comedy that doesn't suck ass

Television:

aqua teen hunger force! space ghost! oh and family guy. robot chicken is awesome too. and HOUSE, M.D.... and CSI: Miami! OHMYGAHD! I CAN'T STOP!

Books:

steadily going through the "prey" series right now by john sandford, loving every minute of it

Heroes:

scooby doo :P

My Blog

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what do we do when we fear something? most people run like cowards, unfortunately. to face your fears and attempt to overcome them is honorable. the shame of it is, the world is missing such a quality...
Posted by B-Unit on Wed, 23 May 2007 11:28:00 PST

kickass song yo

"Sold Me" - SeetherHere I stand before myself I see somethings out of place You tasted all my purity Now there's nothing left to waste The feeling gets so in my way It's getting lost in my delivery Th...
Posted by B-Unit on Mon, 21 May 2007 07:52:00 PST