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Ava

Why am I a glutton for punishment?

About Me

According to my details on this page I am married, I drink, smoke, and I want children "someday". Honestly I don't know if my marriage is going to last because my husband keeps changing his mind. I am giving up smoking and drinking because "someday" is alot closer than I expected.... Yep, I'm pregnant! The doctors say I am just over 3 months along and that I am due sometime around July 21st. :)
Anyways, more about me. I go thru phases where I'll be really outgoing for a while and then I'll be really shy for a while. Right now I closer to my shy stage. I am very loyal and have a big heart which most of my friends say is not only a great asset, but is also one of my greatest faults because I sometimes let others run over me (over and over again). I'm lazy, but when I do something I'm a perfectionist. I get pretty wild and crazy sometimes (at least I used to, I've gotta be a bit more responsible now). I already miss all the scandalous acts I used to commit at parties. However I still have the same group of friends and now when I go out I watch them get silly and incoherent instead. I am one of the lowest maintenance girls I know. Actually I'm lower maintenance than most guys I know too! And um... yeah, I am not real good at writing about myself on profiles and other things like this.
If you're paddling upstream in a canoe and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes fit into a doghouse? None, ice cream doesn't have bones.
I didn't lose my mind; I just sold it on eBay.
If you’re not living on the edge, then you're taking up too much space.
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
The difference between ignorance and apathy? I don't know, and I couldn't care less.
Some people are like slinkies: They're not really good for anything, but it's still fun to watch them fall down the stairs.

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My Interests

My favorite thing to do is hang out with friends. I love going out and having fun! Dancing, clubbin', muddin', partying... Just about anything I can go do with a group a friends. Recently I haven't gone out as much. I've had a lot on my mind. I usually sit around wondering if the baby is going to be a boy or a girl.

I'd like to meet:

People who are open minded, understanding, and nonjudgmental.

Music:

I like all kinds of music... rap, country, rock, hip-hop, oldies. About the only kinds I don't get into are opera and classical, although there are a very few classical that I like too. There is no way that I could pick out any favorite artists.

Movies:

I love watching movies!!! I could never pick a favorite. I like comedy, action, chick-flicks, horror, animated films, (porn LoL), all of 'em!

Television:

I don't watch much TV anymore, but one of my favorite shows is Coupling. Not many people have heard of it; it's a British sitcom and OMG it's hilarious!!!

Books:

I like fantasy novels. Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia, but I really like all the Xanth novels that my friend Nikki let me borrow. They are hilarious. I like some sci-fi but a lot of them are too technology based for me. I've tried reading romance novels and YUCK! I can't stand them. Historical and biographical books almost always bore me to tears. When I don't want to read anything long I'll just read a magazine though. Cosmo was interesting for a short while, but every issue is almost the exact same. They get very repetitive. (If I'm bored and I don't want to watch tv or read a book, then I'll do some sort of puzzles.)

Heroes:

Anyone who has ever helped another person in any way.