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About Me

where to start......I live in Cleveland, am married to one of the last good guys left on the planet.... with 3 four legged children. (they're the best kind to have) I do diabetes research for a living and spend the rest of my time sleeping or drinking red wine...which just makes me sleepy anyway....I enjoy napping, seeing live music....my husband and I travel all over the country for it...and I intend to never stop doing so...Walking my dog.... Gardening, but the only vegetables that actually produce are the ones I don't like. Reading....but I am too impatient to read over a span of more than 2 days, so I am up all night to get to the end of the book. Having triple lattes with my husband on the weekends and reading the paper....although I only usually do the jumble and the crosswords. Cooking....but I always seem to make the same 5 dishes. Eating out....at the same 4 restaurants. Drinking.....at the same 3 bars. I act like I like to be fit and healthy, but I replace many many meals with diet coke. I choose to eat mostly organic food, but suck down enough caffeine and diet pop to contradict my healthy lifestyle. So basically....I'm a bit of a hypocrite.Random facts about me....I'm terrified of elevators AND skunks....I divide EVERY number by 3....I clean and organize my refrigerator and pantry every weekend....and I can't sleep if the bedsheets aren't even and tucked....which results in my getting up in the middle of the night to remake the bed....

My Interests

music, music, music....shaking my tuchus, red wine, napping, NYC, my animals, my kitchen aid mixer (read obsession), organic foods, organic cooking, Great Lakes Holy Moses, Bell's Best Brown Ale, Dogfish Head 60 Minute IPA, reading, music, music, music....traveling to see music, dancing to music, bathing while listening to music, cleaning while listening to music, cooking while listening to music, basically I'm a slave to my iPod. Triple grande non-fat three pump pumpkin spice no whip lattes, pumpkin pie, pumpkin custard, pumpkin cheesecake...all things pumpkin...it results in an extra 10 pounds in the winter season....but so worth it...scrabble, massages, stewoo, photo booths, grocery shopping, lazy days, sunshine, lollipops, mexican food, green sauce, crossword puzzles, whirly pop popcorn, sipping tequila, Joyce's backyard, The Harryman House, seafood, coffee, weekends where I don't leave my pajama pants, people who give a shit about the earth, getting the republicans out of office, truthiness....

I'd like to meet:

for a night of dancing....

Music:

My obsession is Beck....he is a sexy sexy little white man with the soul of a black man....and I can't sit still when he's on....and Stevie Wonder is GOD to me.....there is no better....Prince, Phish, Grateful Dead, Velvet Underground, Tribe Called Quest, De La Soul, Antibalas, Ima Robot, The Roots, Keller Williams, Spoon, Aimee Mann, Wounded Cougar (mutha fuckas), Bob Dylan, Janis, Joni Mitchell, James Taylor, Fela Kuti, Flaming Lips, Lily Allen, Jamie Lidell, The Beatles, Fiona, Blackalicious, Tenacious D, Radiohead, Ozomatli, Velvet Underground, Marvin Gaye, James Taylor, Smokey Robinson, Ween, Abba, Michale Jackson (old school), Beastie Boys, Trey Anastasio, Mos Def, Talking Heads, Jeff Buckley (I melt), Harry Chapin, David Bowie, Weezer, Beth Orton, David Byrne, Rufus Wainwright, Elliott Smith, Jamiroqiou, Tori Amos, Gnarls Barkley, Bjork, Le Tigre, Luscious Jackson, Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, Paul Simon, P-Funk, etc.....

Movies:

Rushmore, History of Violence, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Being John Malkovich, anything Johnny Depp related, You Can Count On Me, Garden State, Dazed and Confused, Friday, Clerks, anything Ben Kingsley or Philip Seymour Hoffman. Magnolia, Vanilla Sky, Boogie Nights, Forrest Gump......

Television:

The Office, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, Lost, Sopranos, Six Feet Under, Extras, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Arrested Development, Entourage, (anything on HBO) and yes...... General Hospital....I can't kick it.....judge away....FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDSWATCH IT!!!!

Books:

Anything that keeps me interested...

Heroes:

Ruffles "Wampiffodills" Butler I miss her......