John

Hi, my name is John, I live in Victoria, Texas. I think it's rediculous to try and give a description of your personality because no one on earth has an accurate view of themself and because when reading a description someone wrote of themself to post on a website, you will undoubtedly read about only the qualities which they fancy themselves to have and chose to write into their description, in essence you will be reading about a much exalted version of themselves, the fantasy person they wish they could be. So basically there is no point to it. With that in mind I will proceed to describe myself... I am easily one of the sexiest pimps in Victoria, if not in all of Texas. I make bad grades in school cuz I don't fuckin care, I don't give a fuckin dick about that shit dude. School is for fools. I am probably one of the smartest people on earth but I don't even fuckin care. I smoke crack every 20-30 minutes but I'm not addicted, I could quit at any time, I don't give a fuckin nut what other people think. I fuck beautiful women all the time and my hobbie is bustin a nut on them in different ways. One time I busted a nut on some old bitch's wig and she had to buy a new one, and when she found me and asked me for the money I just slapped that ho, threw her on the ground, and busted a fat nut in her rectum, I don't give a fuck dude. She liked it too of course cuz John is just teh sexiest lover you have ever seen. BTW I am so hardcore I smoke 7 packs of Marlboro Lights a day, I don't even fuckin inhale dude, I don't give a fuck.