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Amber

Did you ever notice that Vampire rhymes with Empire?

About Me

Currently residing in Dublin but soon to be running away to London with all my belongings wrapped up in a red spotted handkerchief attached to a stick carried over my shoulder, to seek my fortune as a superstar children's book author.

My Interests

Champagne cocktails, fruity cider, mountains, scones, popcorn, buster comics, collecting paintings, apples.

I'd like to meet:

Louis Walsh, Deirdre O' Kane, Tracey Cox, JK Rowling

Music:

Idlewild, Manics, Smashing Pumpkins, REM, Suede, Joy Division, The Crocketts, The Libertines, The Crimea, Little Man Tate etc etc

Television:

Coronation Street, Peep Show, The Office, Family Guy, Wife Swap and anything about airports.

Books:

Enid Blyton, Richmal Crompton, JK Rowling, Roald Dahl, Philip Pullman...I sense a theme emerging. I'm not retarded, It's all research. Sue Townsend, Jules Verne, James Kelman...

Heroes:

My Gran, Kenneth Williams, David Rudd, Martin Luther