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HERE THERE BE MONSTERS!

THIS CAT IS ON A HOT TIN ROOF!!!!

About Me

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I'm a mover, I'm a shaker, I'm a big ass fooking trouble maker. What can I say?! I ride bikes, I'm a drummer / guitarist , I drink and party shit loads and laugh in the face of closing time (brave man).Usually going to fast to talk and ride my bike like it's stolen.SCRRRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM !!!!! Tension breaker, had to be done.AND...DA DA DA DA DA DA DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!HUBBA HUBBA WOWOWOWOWOWOW I AM A VERY HAPPY GYZ!!! OH YES!!!

My Interests

Bikes, music, drinking, partying.....yeah right !!!I've done it all and suddenley find myself contemplating slippers and golf.....I DONT THINK SO!!!I do what ever comes to mind at the time and tend not to worry too much about what people think.i have a few really good friends (just a few) these are the ones that stuck by me because they know me and the rest i couldnt give a monkeys twisty tail about anyone else u all know who u are. but enough of that...all i wanna do in my life is play music, ride like a twat and have that giggle that comes just after somebody sticks thier tongue in your ear and says "MEEP MEEP!"...no i'm not too sure what i am waffling on about either.i grew up in germany and miss my buddies loads and the fun we always had, strange enough i bumped into a great mate from years ago and he is now completely fooked, so there u have it people, live ur life to the full and dont let any chance pass u by.....kk more waffle later i'm off for pie, chips and gravy...yumness!!!!...groooowl....moooose! laterOH YES,still living in this vortex they call york where birds fly backwards and friends stab u in the back but there are one or two exceptions.no need for detail...whinge whinge whine whine....hey live life how you make it causing as much chaos and disruption along the way as possible...

I'd like to meet:

God.....no hang on.....I met him he's called Colin and he lives in Pocklington.Nobody else really I dont really like anyone outside my click most people on this planet are morons.

Music:

Psycobilly, Rockabilly. Punk, Metal, Thrash, Brian Setzer(the king cat), Stray Cats, Meteors, King Kurt, Phantom Rockers, Johnny Cash, Bif Naked(the queen rocker) and then the other side...Seps, Deicide, Ramones, Obituary, Entombed and on and on and soooooooo on.

Movies:

Porn, Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man, Chopper(*auzzie accent* No Hang on a minute!*) Stickmen, Bullet and my brand new personal favourite.....Green Street (what a shit hot film its violencetastic)

Television:

nothing tele sucks maybe mock the week, catherine tate, titty bang bang and other such chortle progs.

Books:

Terry Pratchett - Yes he's definatly sci-fictionaltastik

Heroes:

Me, Yukio Kagayama, Velentino Rossi, Carl Foggarty (even tho he is a short ass arogant little shit), Nicko Mc Brain, Nikki Sixx and of course the deity himself Brian Setzer.