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Ilana

I am here for Friends

About Me

I like mittens.

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My Interests

Art and stuff, photography, reading, contemplating the size of the universe, watching stupid horror movies, watching good horror movies, saving the world, and then killing everyone because I am a bitter, angry old woman.

I'd like to meet:

Muppets. Or your mother.

Music:

Have you ever wanted to have sex with someone because of their cd collection? Uh...yeah, um, neither have I.

Movies:

I love movies

Television:

Family Guy, Carnivale, MST3K, I'm a big Star Trek nerd and proud of it, The Daily Show, Adult Swim, The Simpsons, The State (before it went tits up), the Discovery channel. I get addicted to Law and Order but I suspect it doesn't help me improve my feelings about the human race. Though I'm aware of the mocking this provokes-I still love Buffy.

Books:

I really like Sinclair Lewis books because apparently I'm an old woman. I like Palahniuk books because I'm a trendy old woman. I like Siddhartha because I'm a pseudo-spiritual, trendy old woman. I like The Elegant Universe because I'm a really fucking nerdy, pseudo-spiritual, trendy old woman. What more could you ask for?

Heroes:

tyler durden