I'm a cock warrior!
I'll say no more!
..TOBIAS IS A LEGEND
1) Senseless and stupid stunts which don't involve blood or pain.
2) Myself (someone has too).
3) thursday (it's better wednesday)
4) The smell of my middle finger on my left hand.
5) Sometime 5pm but often 12 O'clock.
6) Hot cups of tea with no sugar ( I'm sweet enought)
7) Tasteful pornography
8) masterbation (see above)
9) the middle day of july.
10) the land of japan.
Peter James KerrAlan "absolutly massive" mankytoeKev I can't believe they made him shave itThe Big softDavidThe reason I'm not allowed back to JapanMy BoysOne Day, oh yes, One day
Taking back sunday. hidden in plane view, my chemical romance, death cab, dashboards, sugarcult, my dad on his banjoe, me with the spoons, oh and actually spoon, lost prophets, trapt, furthur seems forever, incubus, NFG, falll out boy. Also Twice the hassle!!!!! The legend never dies!! plus anything cool and funky! Dave and the C**T because it would be weird if I didn't!!!!!!!!
This one is possible the funiest one of all time
Scrubs, Scrubs, Scrubs!!!!!!!!!!!
Hustler, penthouse, the 'Daily Mail' from '12 march 1987' and the 1972 addition of 'who's who'.
Myself, cos seriously, I'm an absolute legend/
crazy pete seroiusly he got a full beard/
Kev you lampost sliding crazy man, god love you/
Dave, dude's he's a cunt gotta love it/
Alan massive donger, realy massive, crazy massive/
the big man hardcore drink is no myth!