My name is Dave.
I smell nice today.
I also have a Facebook and MSN.
Both can be added using this email address:
[email protected]
Now lets get down to business...
1) What would you like to say to the first person you kissed this year?
Your breath tastes like arse
2) Why is the last reason you cried?
Beacause I was waxing my pubes and it fucking hurt!
3) Where is your cell phone?
I dont have one. Im English. Its a mobile. My mobile is in my pants, set to vibrate...if you call me and I dont answer just leave it ringing baby!
4) What is one thing you wish people knew how to do?
Handstands!
5) Are you excited for the future?
Im excited about Back To The Future!
Thats the best film ever made except for High School Musical 2!
6) Your ex shows up randomly at your house, what do you say?
Hi...you here to give me another STD? Cos seriously, im collecting them now!
7) Your boyfriend/girlfriend cheats on you with your friend, who are you mad at?
Mark Owen from Take That! Im always mad at that little fucker!
8) Liquor or beer?
No thanks...I'll take a lemonade
9) What is a common thing that happens to you on the weekends?
Masturbation
10) When was the last time someone yelled at you?
Today...Apparently its not acceptable to touch yourself on the train! Who knew!
11) What's your middle name?
Patrick and I'd thankyou if you would guard that secret with your life!
12) Have you ever actually broke someone up?
Nah...i've knocked somone up though!
Not really...I've fucked someone up though!
Not really...I've touched someone up though!
Etc, etc
14) Have you done anything you regret in 2008 so far?
Yes... Green shoes with sky blue trousers - what was I thinking!
15) Who was the last person to make you laugh?
Tucker Max (tuckermax.com - you'll laugh too!)
16) Is there any emotion you're trying to avoid right now?
All of them!
Fucking emotions!
17) Who has your heart?
I do I hope!
Its kinda vital after all
18) Did anything embarrassing happen to you today?
Not yet but the day is young...im sure something will happen!
19) What emotion do you currently feel?
Red
20) Who's the last person of the opposite sex to hug you?
Lord knows...I hug every mofo!
21) Last time you showered?
3 Saturdays ago
22) What will you name your future daughter?
Riise Tinkler
23) What will you name your future son?
Gerrard Tinkler
24) Ever talked to someone that was high?
Well I talked to plenty of people on planes and stuff...
26) Did you have a dream last night?
Yes and in answer to the question you're almost definately thinking, yes it was wet!
27) Last comment you left someone?
'Im wearing red pants - wooo!'
28) Do you have a facebook?
Yes... where would I be without my big book of faces!
29) What color is your shirt?
Its a string vest...I know - sexy, right!
30) What is tomorrow?
I believe its 'National all girls should take a picture of their boobies and send it to Dave day' if im not mistaken!
