salesman from alabama |
A young guy from Alabama moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything under one roof' department store looking for a job. The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?' The kid says, 'Yeah, I...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Mon, 13 Oct 2008 08:34:00 PST |
non subjecto |
A Cuban guy goes to the soda machine. The soda costs 60 cents. He puts in two quarters and waits. The machine signals "DIME". He whispers, "una coca cola por favor"
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Posted by ♥dani babe on Sat, 04 Oct 2008 08:26:00 PST |
I have been diagnosed... |
Recently, I was diagnosed with A.A.A.D.D. - Age Activated Attention Deficit Disorder. This is how it manifests:I decide to water my garden.As I turn on the hose in the driveway, I loo...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Sat, 27 Sep 2008 04:56:00 PST |
what is politics? |
A little boy goes to his dad and asks, "What is Politics?" Dad says, "Well son, let me try to explain it this way: I am the head of the family, so call me The President. Your mother is the admin...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 01:24:00 PST |
what a year for me |
Well, well, well....so apparently this is the last day of 2007. This year has gone by incredibly fast for me, and much has happened since January 1, 2006..
I broke up with a guy who I’d had my l...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:14:00 PST |
New Cell Phone Law |
Cell phones - New LawAccording to a proposed new law that would go into effect Jan 1, 2008 you will no longer be able to use a cell phone while driving unless you have a 'hands free' adapter. I ...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Thu, 06 Dec 2007 08:06:00 PST |
chongas defined |
Chongas Defined
Urban Dictionary:
1. Chonga
A girl of Hispanic origin, usually between the ages of 12 and 19, but sometimes as young as 8. Primarily found in Miami (most famously, in Hialeah), the ...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Wed, 21 Nov 2007 12:28:00 PST |
learn chinese :) |
Learn Chinese in 5 minutes :-DOk read the english meaning and then "OUTLOUD" say the chinese words...(You MUST read them out loud or it doesnt make as much sense)...1) Thats not right....................
Posted by ♥dani babe on Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:04:00 PST |
science vs religion |
"Let me explain the problem science has with religion." The atheist professor of philosophy pauses before his class and then asks one of his new students to stand."You're a Christian, aren't you, son?...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 06:08:00 PST |
lightening =) |
A little girl walked to and from school daily. The weather that morning was questionable and clouds were forming, she made her daily trek to the elementary school. As the afternoon progresse...
Posted by ♥dani babe on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 12:44:00 PST |
