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*chelsea*

Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. - Groucho Marx

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4-me... well...
-i play water polo, swim, and play pool-
-i love baseball... cards, white sox, and of course, the seminoles!-
-i go to florida state- im an exercise science major, and i plan to go to grad school to get my PhD in physical therapy-
-i love whiskey-
-im a bit of a beer snob-
-i love being with my boys-
-my best friend is amazing, and so is her rack-
-my other best friend is a huge redneck, and his new truck kicks ass-
-i dont like miami-
-i love chevy trucks-
-i dont like people that talk shit about their friends.-
-i spend most of my money on milk and fresh fruit (tangerines, berries, cantelope, watermelon, honeydew...)-
-i have a pretty damn cool family... for the most part-
-i love my dog-
-i like to fight-
-i like being brown. with blonde hair-
-i would love to wear nothing except for a bikini for weeks at a time-
-i like to surf, but never hardly get to, so its rather funny when i do get a chance to-
-i have a thing for country boys, baseball boys, handymen, and guys who do physical labor of some sort-
-also, in the words of my best friend "i dont like it when guys hit on me via myspace. ya ain't that smooth man"-yeah, thats it.-
A Little Bit 'Off' [a survey of random proportions]
Let's get the basics outta the way.
Name:: Chelsea
Favorite Nickname:: beast
Age:: 18
Age you act:: anywhere from 6-60
When you were little...
How did you think babies were made?: sex. i knew what was up.
Were you a 'problem child?': nope. i was actually a really good id.
What was your favorite tv show?: when i was really little, muppet babies.
Which was your favorite crayon?: purple mountain majesty
Did you ever eat glue?: yes. but not when i was little, and i didnt eat it, i licked a glue stick.
Stuff about You, sort of.
Your favorite odd, two-digit number is...: i dont like odd numbers... so 13.
What is the last non-food item that you bought?: a movie ticket.
Are you up to date on current events?: the important things, like baseball.
Do you have generally bad luck?: sometimes. i go through phases of bad luck, then good luck. im in bad luck right now.
Do you believe in karma?: no. but i wish i did.
How do you wear your hair when you go out somewhere nice?: down and dried. if that looks okay, then i go with it, if not, ill try to straighten it or curl it, depending (my hair is kinda wavy) and if all else fails, i put it up.
Why are you taking this survey?: because im bored, and im tired of looking at whats on my myspace now.
What do you think about...
Your name?: its okay. i like other names more, i like other names less.
Your parents?: theyre pretty chill. usually.
School?: eh.
Teletubbies?: lol. they rock.
Computer geeks?: i have a few computer geek friends.
Furbies?: they are freaky.
Thrift stores?: love them. lmfao.
If you could pick anyone, who would you pick to...
Write your biography?: allie. because a) shes good at writing, b) she knows everything about me, c) she would make me seem like a more awesome person and d) she needs to kickstart her writing career
Play the part of you in a movie?: allie again. shes a good actress too :)
Co-star with you in a sitcom?: jerry seinfeld. lmfao.
Be your best friend?: ALLIE always.
Kill you?: i really dont know.
Date you?: i give up on that shit now. guys are pissing me off.
Murder (you murder them)?: im not gonna have that in writing.
Have lunch with?: allie... i miss her.
Party with?: i dont know. allie?
Music and You
Who is your favorite -deceased- vocalist?: bradley nowell
What kind of music does your dad listen to?: country, classic rock, blues, island type stuff, oldies, elevator music...
Do your cousins listen to the same music you do?: i have over 35 cousins, im sure some of them do, and some of them dont. the ones im really close with do, for the most part.
What do you think about techno?: I FUCKING HATE TECHNO. but i like industrial...
What 'sell-out' band do you secretly listen to?: a ton of them. but none of that boy band bullshit type stuff.
What song is stuck in your head?: i really dont have anything stuck in my head... its rather quiet.
If you were dying, what would you want to be listening to as you go out?: freebird!
Other things, among other things.
What is your favorite 'retro' game console?: original nintendo
What is the coolest gift you've ever gotten from your grandma?: a bullet blender
How old were you when you first surfed the internet?: idk. like in first or second grade or some shit.
Do you use myspace?: yes...
What's on the wall in front of you?: a dartboard, two collage's, two shelves (candle, picture, belt from cuong nhu, book, penguin) a racing suit, a polo suit, and a polo cap.
Is this your computer?: yes.
Are storms fun to watch?: yes.
Do you own a yo-yo?: yes, but i dont think i have any in tally with me.
To sum it all up...
Describe yourself in four words or less:: stressed, athlete, poor (im in college), bum
Describe your life in four words or less:: busy
The advice you'll give you'd give your kids when they hit puberty?: to a girl: boys only want sex! (same thing my dad told me) and to a boy: WRAP IT UP!
Alright, now say something meaningful:: if your gonna start something, go into it with all you got. dont fuck with people, let them be. and if you are gonna fuck with people, let them know so nobody gets hurt.
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My Interests

guys, american trucks & classic cars (im a chevy girl), waterpolo, playing pool, movies, watching UFC and pride fighting, swimming...

I'd like to meet:



^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ and the guy who made that clear, plastic-wrap stuff that they use to keep ice on at my trainers. that guy was rad.

Music:

country and ska. beat that.lynyrd skynyrd, brad paisley, keith anderson, kenny chesney, gwen stefani, steve miller band, N.E.R.D., mustard plug, big d and the kids table, dixie chicks, toby keith, alan jackson, hank williams, hank jr, david allan coe, chicago, michael jackson, blake shelton, joe nichols, gretchen wilson, poison the well, johnny cash, garth brooks, big and rich, kid rock, the eagles, mirand lambert, jimmy buffett, weezer, mindless self indulgence, anthrax, system of a down, slipknot, mudvayne, guns n roses, less than jake, stone sour, zz-top, sister hazel, ac/dc, static x.......umm theres so many more im drawing a blank though because im watching starsky and hutch. 3

Movies:

mallrats, ferris bueller, clerks, dogma, animal house, bad boys 2, xxx, empire records, goodwill hunting, riding in cars with boys, garden state, oklahoma!, napolean dynamite, and that movie with vin diesel and those two other guys... o and channing tatum because hes like. jesus. because vin diesel is god.

Television:

hello my name is earl, house, greys anatomy, the andy milonakis show, jackass, wild boyz, the real world, viva la bam, desperate housewives, kids show, other shows like that... lmfao

Books:

the count of monte cristo, beloved, moon in the water, hardball, insomnia, it, the dark half, haroun and the sea of stories (woohoo AP), of mice and men, to kill a mockingbird, catcher in the rye, the satanic verses, queen bee of mimosa branch, farenheit 451, the secret lives of cowboys, sula, song of solomon, the book for good little boys and girls, and my anatomy book. anything by chuck palahniuk (fight club, haunted, choke) and im starting in on some carl hiaasen.

Heroes:



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