i am the last of the great eccentrics. The funny thing is, i didn't know it til someone told me. I think my behaviour is perfectly normal. I see myselff as a pillar of propriety and a paragon of protocol. I think I have strong views about every topic under the sun. There's not a subject I don't know about or a moral point I can't pontificate on. I'm entitled to be a little arrogant. I know an awful lot of things. I'm well versed(in tagalog), well rehearsed(in english), and deeply immersed in the kind of knowledge that you lesser mortals can only dream of attaining. Thankfully, I am there to shed the light and show the way. This, I do generously and patiently, as befits a person of superior intellect. I am wise, intelligent and (thankfully) oblivious to irony. Or, at least, that's how I am, at my worst. I can't help it. I'm a Taurean and Taureans are infamous for their occasional outbursts of pomposity, sometimes stubborn. Happily there is another truly delightful side of me. I am honest as the day is long, as generous as the ocean is deep. This is partly where the eccentricity comes from, for a person with such strong opinions like me is surprisingly willing to please. I am keen to win friends and influence people. I love to feel that I belong. I always wants to be in on the action, part of the scene and one of the gang. I am never sure that I would want to be part of any club that would a member. I am always on the lookout for some new cause to support, or enterprise to sign up to. You might think that this would make me fickle but actually I, most of the time, is exceedingly loyal. I may be forever expanding my horizons but I never forget my friends and I never renegades on my commitments(kaya?). This is why, despite the highly idiosyncratic nature of My personality, so many people think the world of me. %D%A
I AM 49% METROSEXUAL! I may own more than two pair of dress shoes, and maybe a designer suit, but I don’t mind going to the grocery store in sweats. And I may even go a day or two without a shower. %D%A%D%A
How to make a Gerald %D%A
Ingredients:
%D parts mercy
%D parts arrogance
%D part ego %D%A
Method:
Layer ingredientes in a shot glass. Top it off with a sprinkle of lovability and enjoy! %D%A
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GERALD may explode without warning
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