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Jenny

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About Me

You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered with hair. I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... I am gonna straight-up murder your ass! You are a smelly pirate hooker! What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole... wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing! I wanna say something. I'm gonna put it out there; if you like it, you can take it, if you don't, send it right back. I want to be on you. That's how I roll! It is anchor*man*, not anchor*lady*! And that is a scientific fact. Loud noises! I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot. Right to the babymaker. Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart! Ron, I know it sounds harsh, but God does not want her to live. I ate a big, red candle. You're a real hooker. I'm gonna slap you in public. I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party. By the beard of Zeus!For every cow Morrissey doesn't eat, I'll eat TEN! I have graduated from UCL after studying Maths with modern languages and all I can say is don't do maths...for the love of God! I'm still shocked they actually gave me a degree...seriously, I've got the photos to prove it! And as a mathematics graduate, I can PROVE things. Proof. box tick QED FEAJ.Other than that I used to work part time at Claire's Accessories and then Monsoon (75% discount!). Then I worked over the summer at Buckingham Palace and I've just finished working at Tiffany & Co. I worked there, basically because I rule and now I'm off to Gala Bingo ooohhhh yeah! Trainee Management here I come!Apart from being a fantastic mathemagian, I am a devote alcoholic and enjoy many a night in a local pub, bar or club being rather shit faced just like every other general mo fo! My favourite colour is pink and I have a passion for shoes and bags and anything shiny. I love earrings and rings and I must be colour co-ordinated at all times (there is always a possibilty that Taylor Hawkins or Jack Black could walk into my life!).
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My Interests


Hosted at YourSpaceNow.com Music, drinking alcohol, visiting many a fine pub establishment, meeting jolly chums at clubbing venues across the capital, slowly sipping on a fine cheap alcoholic beverage, dancing around my living room to Dirty Dancing soundtrack (you all wondered how I became such a damn good dancer), going to the park, picnics, stalking, following people, candy, fashion, bags, shoes, earrings and going out with friends.

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I'd like to meet:

Living : Dave Grohl, Taylor Hawkins, Bruce Springsteen, Grant Nicholas, Alan Shearer, Dave Gorman, Danny Wallace, Chris Cornell, Anthony Kiedis, John Frusciante, Flea, Maynard James Keenan, Jack Black and Rachael Leigh Cook.Dead : Kurt Cobain, Jim Morrison and Elvis.MATHS CREW!MY PETSROXY

Music:

Rock mainly like Foo Fighters, Feeder, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tool, A Perfect Circle, Gratitude, One Line Drawing, Gorillaz, Bloc Party, Pixies, Superbus, Blur, Marilyn Manson, Justin Timberlake, Har Mar Superstar, Queen, Green Day, Nirvana, Audioslave, Queens Of The Stone Age, Tenacious D, Bruce Springsteen and N.E.R.D.

Movies:

I like Josie And The Pussycats, Dirty Dancing, Jurassic Park, Mean Girls, She's All That, 10 Things I Hate About You, Amelie, Taxi, School Of Rock, American History X. Shrek and Shrek 2 both rock. Monsters Inc, Finding Nemo (Buscando a Nemo) and The Lion King kick some serious ass. Battle Royale and Ring 0, Ring 1 and Ring 2 (all Japanese horror movies) are terrifyingly amazing. Japanese horror is fantastic! HOWEVER the most amazing movie of all time is Anchorman...milk was a bad choice! Will Ferrell is so cool it's unbelivable!

Television:

The OC (I'm a Seth girl), The Simpsons, CSI (hmmm Grissom), CSI:Miami, NOT CSI:New York (whatever!), Scrubs, Neighbours, Spaced, Mighty Boosh, Garth Marenghi's Darkplace, Malcolm In The Middle, Newly Weds, Futurama, Hollyoaks, Hollyoaks late night specials, Big Brother, Average Joe and POP WORLD! I am a new fan of Family Guy!
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Books:

Clearly all mathematical textbooks, they let you look at them free in the library. Now if I could tell you where the maths library was at UCL, I would have been a fine example of a student. As it goes, I only ventured there a few times throughout my degree and only to go get my friend...silly revision! Dave Gorman books, Danny Wallace books, Pride and Prejudice, Peter Karnickel und andere Geschichten, and books that were made into movies like Jaws, The Exorcist and Silence of the Lambs (sometimes the books are much better).

Heroes:

I don't think I really have many heroes but I have lots of people I admire. I think Dave Grohl (amazing drummer) is my only hero! He's frigging fantastic! Footballing hero though would be Alan Shearer even though I'm an Arsenal supporter.

My Blog

No more need for my blog!

How horrendously boring that I don't require blogs anymore because finally Myspace has allowed me to add more than 12 photos.  Joy! I'm beyond happy now that I have my Ro and Anniepony home - it ...
Posted by Jenny on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 02:50:00 PST

After Skooling...only for the Kool Kids!

After Skool is a dump.  A fun cheap dump!  We got there early, got in free, found out the drinks were half price - chose a barman and that was it.  Drunk! Me Me again..looking good I'...
Posted by Jenny on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:49:00 PST

Turning Japanese

Oh hurray!  Hayley and me having a party!  Oh yeah!  Japanese themed even better! I was the Prince from We Love Katamari, quite possibly the best Japanese game ever!  EVER!  A...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 02:57:00 PST

Halloween 2006

Halloween...Dave's house.  Naaaaccchooooooo!  I think that's all you need to know. Sorry about my finger in some of the photos...must be a fault with the camera an...
Posted by Jenny on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 03:49:00 PST

Buckingham Palace...ahh those were the days!

So when you're on your way to work, I bet you didn't see the wonderful sights I did over the summer.  And you probably didn't work in the Queen's house.  Except if you worked with me, then y...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 04:30:00 PST

More graduation photos

My photos of the glorious day! Me and dad Joined at the hip Can you tell that they are brother and sister?  Hmmm... Hats away Ellie, Guy, Katherine, Matt, me and Karolina throwing violent ob...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 01:37:00 PST

Graduated? Me?! Hell Yeah!

Hurray!  I'm a graduate!  And what better way to celebrate than with some photos of course!  These are the ones my mum took, I've got to get my ones developed and on to this frigging co...
Posted by Jenny on Mon, 04 Sep 2006 12:52:00 PST

Amazing Maize Maze and other stuff

The AMAZING MAIZE MAZE That's right, it's a maze made out of maize and of course it's amazing. Me, Nicholas, my dad and my sister went and split into two teams as dad thought it would be better. ...
Posted by Jenny on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 04:25:00 PST

PARIS!

Paris!  Fun fun fun! "Why did you go Paris?  The Hoff doesn't live there!!"  I hear you cry.  But Maynard was playing a frigging gig.  "Ohh well that's ok." That's right, went...
Posted by Jenny on Sat, 01 Jul 2006 06:47:00 PST

I love sunshine!

Me in the sunshine in my garden FUN! Tiggy in the garden..where I go, they go! A bit of my garden...it's sunny! Sammy!!  King of the garden sunshine! There he is again...little Sammy!! Tiggy...
Posted by Jenny on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 08:58:00 PST