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Big Head Mike

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


I'm Michael. Some people call me "Head."
I'm an ordinary guy, I think. My sneezes are deafening and frequent. My hiccups sound like a pissed off teradactyl. I have wheels in my shoes and glide along as graceful as a 250lb man with bad knees can. I like british comedy and weird music. I talk only when I have something to say. I eat food that's way too hot for me. I've never really felt like I've fit in anywhere. I have difficulty remembering the proper names for things and talk mostly in nondiscriptive pronouns. I'm painfully shy and it sometimes come off as arrogant. I like the taste of lit matches.
Like I said: Ordinary.
I don't consider myself an artist, but I do artistic things. I'm a producer, an animator, a photographer, cartoon character and sometimes actor. I look at things differently and say odd things as they strike me. I've grown used to the stares.
I started this profile because I have things I want to say that I can't on my other profile

My Interests

Photography, Acting, Writing, Sleeping, Eating, Zombie Eradication.

I'd like to meet:

Zombies. Lots of them. With a cricket bat.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Oingo Boingo, Devo, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, Teddybears, Eels, They Might Be Giants, The Raconteurs, Panda Bear, Violent Femmes, U2, Of Montreal, White Stripes

Movies:

The Damned, Neighborhood Watch, Fat Guy in Love, Pest Control, 4 Color Heroes

Television:

Poe, Monster Hour, Acceptable TV, Sarah Silverman Program, 24

Heroes:

Rob Schrab, Dan Harmon, Julia Sweeney, James Randi, Penn and Teller, Frank Zappa, Hunter S. Thompson, Steve Agee, The Lonely Island, Max Brooks, Nick Frost, Simon Pegg, Mark Heap, Edgar Wright, Sam L Jackson, Michael Shermer, Ginny Kipling, Robert Rodriguez, Richard Ayoyade, Bunny Yeager, Batman, Howling Mad Murdoch, B.A. Baracas, Hannibal Smith, Templeton Peck, Raoul Duke, Twigger and his familiar Josh, Homer Simpson, The Judge in the 56 million dollar trouser case

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My Blog

Songs of the Day:

It's been a while since I posted one and I've got two songs rattling through my head for the same reason: I'm too fucking busy.  How busy am I?  I'm actually looking forward to mindnumbing b...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Wed, 14 May 2008 02:44:00 PST

Is there such a thing as vacation from happiness?

I am happy right now.  Perfectly content.  Honestly.  And I can say that I've been happy for a little while now.  It's nice. And maybe I need a vacation from it. Weird thought, no?...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Sun, 11 May 2008 10:46:00 PST

When 246 is good news...

I had been posting about my weight losses and such for a while and then suddenly I stopped.  I stopped because I had backslid quite a bit.250.I was shocked.  In "Scrooge", I weighed 265.&nbs...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Sat, 03 May 2008 10:49:00 PST

Song of the Day

I love mix tapes.   I love making a CD for someone and stringing together music that makes a cohesive listening experience - sometimes with a message, sometimes not.  I love getting the...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 09:39:00 PST

The Song of the Day...

...is a tie. Both songs are little happy sounding gems with a lyric that makes me doubt their intentions.  Like being hit in the head with a chocolate covered brick. The first is a song that...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:48:00 PST

Or maybe THIS is the Video of the day...

Oh my god, this makes me insanely happy:   ...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:26:00 PST

Video of the Day...

I'm trying to figure out what my song for the day is going to be - and this isn't it.  Not because I don't love it, but I have no idea what they're saying.  Even the offical posted lyrics ar...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 06:23:00 PST

An Open Letter to the Women in My Life

Alright, look at me and know this - I have never, ever, ever, ever, nerver, nebber blown smoke up your ass.  Ever.  Swear to God.I am like a giant toddler and I'm not talking about the size ...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Thu, 17 Apr 2008 09:46:00 PST

Song of the Day...Daft Punk

I'm in a CA mood.This song reminds me of the 70's pop rock songs of ELO, Seals and Croft, et al. and the saturday mornings I'd spend on the beach with my mom, listening to the tinny radio and eating N...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 12:23:00 PST

Song of the day....

They Might Be Giants is perhaps my most favored bands of all time.  Catchy hooks, bouncy tunes juxtaposed with dark imagery makes for the perfect Wonka ear Candy. The lyric "Wrong ideas that...
Posted by Big Head Mike on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 05:56:00 PST