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POHNZ

"ON MY SIGNAL! UNLEASH PAPI"

About Me

YES!! I AM A RED SOX FAN. I LOVE BASEBALL IN GENERAL. I LIKE NAKED WALKS ON THE BEACH. I LIKE SLEEPING IN LATE AND WAKING UP EARLY. I AM NOT LOOKING FOR BOOTY CALLS. I AM SEARCHING FOR THE ELUSIVE "GOOD WOMAN" CLAIMING TO WANT THE "GOOD GUY" IF FOUND PLEASE CONTACT IMMEDIATELY!! REWARD OFFERED FOR GOOD INFO LEADING TO FIND. USE CAUTION WHEN APPROACHING. THIS CREATURE CAN BE VERY ELUSIVE. THEY RESPOND TO COSMO AND SHOES. GIVE THEM EACH AND HOLD UNTIL I ARRIVE. DO NOT LET THEM ESCAPE. I REPEAT DO NOT LET THEM ESCAPE. THEY ARE KNOWN TO MISTRUST MEN AS PREVIOUS CAPTURS MAY HAVE MISTREATED THEM AND THEY ARE ALSO KNOWN TO RUN BACK TO THEIR ORIGINAL CAPTURS IF SCARED OR LONELY. ADVISE THEM HELP IS ON THE WAY. I BELIEVE IN KARMA. AKA THE GOLDEN RULE.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: CHRISTIAN
Birthday: AUGUST 2ND 1971
Birthplace: LANCASTER
Current Location: CLAY..OUTSIDE EPHRATA
Eye Color: BLUE
Hair Color: SHAVED
Height: 6 FT
Right Handed or Left Handed: RIGHT
Your Heritage: GERMAN FRENCH
The Shoes You Wore Today: OK...BLACK LEATHER LOW CUT BOOTS WHY?
Your Weakness: A BEAUTIFUL SMILE
Your Fears: THE UNKNOWN
Your Perfect Pizza: OK SO MAYBE THIS IS A WEAKNESS
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: PAY OFF BILLS AND BUY A HOME
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: GAY
Thoughts First Waking Up: TIME FOR SPORTS CENTER
Your Best Physical Feature: EYES
Your Bedtime: WHENEVER
Your Most Missed Memory: PLAYING BASEBALL
Pepsi or Coke: EITHER ONE
MacDonalds or Burger King: YUCK
Single or Group Dates: SINGLE..MORE INTIMATE
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: TURKEY HILL OR SWISS BABY
Chocolate or Vanilla: BOTH
Cappuccino or Coffee: MOCHA
Do you Smoke: UNFORTUNATELY
Do you Swear: FUCK YES
Do you Sing: VERY WELL THANK YOU
Do you Shower Daily: ONLY ON SATURDAY. WHAT KIND OF QUESTION
Have you Been in Love: YES
Do you want to go to College: DID SORT OF
Do you want to get Married: DEPENDS
Do you belive in yourself: YES
Do you get Motion Sickness: YES
Do you think you are Attractive: SOMEWHAT
Are you a Health Freak: USED TO BE. NEED TO BE AGAIN
Do you get along with your Parents: YES
Do you like Thunderstorms: YES. LOVE EXTREME WEATHER
Do you play an Instrument: DRUMS FLUENTLY. BUT CAN PLAY GUITAR A LITTLE
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: YES
In the past month have you Smoked:&..39;
In the past month have you been on Drugs: NO
In the past month have you gone on a Date: YES
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: YES
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: GAY
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: FIRST TIME.
In the past month have you been on Stage: YES
In the past month have you been Dumped: NO
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: NO IT S TO FREAKIN COLD..HELLO
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: NO
Ever been Drunk: DUH
Ever been called a Tease: NO
Ever been Beaten up: NO
Ever Shoplifted: ???
How do you want to Die: IN MY SLEEP...HOW MORBID IS THIS ?
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: IS THE SURVEY FOR KIDS OR WHAT
What country would you most like to Visit: GERMANY
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: BLUE
Favourite Hair Color: ANY NOT PICKY
Short or Long Hair: LONG
Height: TALLER THAN A DWARF
Weight: LESS THAN ME
Best Clothing Style: WHITE TRASH..WHO CARES ABOUT THAT
Number of Drugs I have taken: 1
Number of CDs I own: ALOT
Number of Piercings: 2
Number of Tattoos: 4
Number of things in my Past I Regret: TO MANY TO LIST. BUT NOT PITCHING IN HIGH SCHOOL
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What kinda sex do you like?
Name
DOB
Favourite Color
Times you want to fuck a day.. 10
Fav. position missionary, the spoon
How you like it ROUGH BABY
Where do you like doing it on the couch
how good are you? fucking orgasmic
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My Interests

music, sports. you know! guy stuff.playing my new drums. goin to the beach, is it warm out yet? hangin at the tiki bar. time for baseball. GO RED SOX, PHILLIES.... To be Red Sox fan means that your loyal even when the loyalty is tested. It means that we are all in it together. That we have no time for the prima donna. And less for the over paid. We know how fast it can all change, and how important patience is. That sooner or later if you "believe" the sun will shine. That words like heart, faith, and love are spoken in many languages, and that nothing comes before friends and family. That Fenway belongs to all of us, and while you certainly can live, and breathe all the other sports. You can taste baseball. To be a Red Sox fan is to.... well, to be in love.

I'd like to meet:

anyone who is full of life and wants to have fun. old friends, new friends. in between kinda sorta your ok friends. lol. OH YEAH. AND IF YER A SOX FAN YA BETTER SAY A WICKED HELL YA HELLO. Also. a good woman. One who wants to be treated right and appreciates when she is.

Music:

rock, country. ..
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Movies:

GOODFELLAS,GODFATHER,CASINO,COMEDIES,OCEANS TRILOGY, OFFICE SPACE, MONTY PYTHON, FEVER PITCH . BAND OF BROTHERS..GREATEST MOVIE ABOUT BEING A SOLDIER EVER MADE

Television:

LOST, FAMILY GUY,DISCOVERY CHANNEL,HISTORY CHANNEL,NESN IF I COULD GET IT.

Heroes:

2004 BOSTON RED SOX. MY GRANDFATHER. MY DAD. ANY WAR VETERANS OUT THERE WHO GAVE THEIR ALL FOR THIS COUNTRY

My Blog

Monty Python-Holy Hand Grenade

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOrgLj9lOwk ...
Posted by POHNZ on Fri, 30 May 2008 06:05:00 PST

common sense

My parents told me about Mr. Common Sense early in my life and told me I would do well to call on him when making decisions. It seems he was always around in my early years but less and less as time ...
Posted by POHNZ on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 08:36:00 PST

what women really mean when they say.....

FINEThis is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use fine to describe how a woman looks this will cause you to have one of those arguments...
Posted by POHNZ on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 07:20:00 PST

new office and contact numbers

Christian Pohner Topdot Mortgage Branch Manager 717-733-5035 Direct 717-479-4323 e-fax 877-859-2088   Toll Free .....
Posted by POHNZ on Wed, 15 Aug 2007 09:58:00 PST