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Mojo Risin

OH YEAH, GET MAD GET MAD! TELL HIM TO SUCK YOUR DICK!

About Me

I am Custom made! But alittle more about me. I believe that America is the Greatest country on the planet. I also believe that even though we have made mistakes in the past we have corrected them and learned from them.

My Interests

Djing. Best hobby I ever got into. Got my Turntables and Mixer! WOO!!Your results:
You are Iron Man Iron Man 80% Superman 70% Green Lantern 60% Spider-Man 60% Supergirl 55% Wonder Woman 55% Catwoman 50% Robin 35% The Flash 35% Batman 30% Hulk 25% Inventor. Businessman. Genius.
Click here to take the Superhero Personality Quiz
Im an Evil Conservative!
Your Political Profile:
Overall: 90% Conservative, 10% Liberal
Social Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal
Ethics: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal Or Conservative Are You?
You Are 77% American
You're as American as red meat and shooting ranges.
Tough and independent, you think big.
You love everything about the US, wrong or right.
And anyone who criticizes your home better not do it in front of you! How American Are You?
You're a Wild Drunk
You can get enough drink. Seriously, you'll just go puke and start pounding them back again! What Kind of Drunk Are You?
You Are Rum
You're the life of the party, and a total flirt
You are also pretty picky about what you drink
Only the finest labels and best mixed cocktails will do
Except if you're dieting - then it's Diet Coke and Bicardi all the way What Alcoholic Drink Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Ronald Reagan, Mike Church, George Jefferson, Paul Oakenfold, Tiesto.

Music:

Any form of electronica (House, Techno, Trance, Progressive House, Hard Style), Rap and Hip-hop and of course Jazz.

Movies:

Swingers, Goodfellas, Casino, Pulp Fiction, Clerks 2, The Departed.

Television:

Like British Sitcoms like Are you being Served? and Keeping up appearances. And the Jeffersons. And thanks to Eli, I'm hooked on Scrubs.

Books:

Real Money, Saddams Secrets, Unhinged, The Constitution in Exile, The Reagan Diaries.

Heroes:

The United States Military, George Jefferson, Our Founding Fathers.

My Blog

New Years Resolution a year in review.

Quarterly review of my New years resolution. As set out goals at the begining of the year to improve my life. Lets see how I did. A) Trip to nashville Status: CompleteAs you know me and Ed went to ...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Fri, 25 May 2007 08:02:00 PST

Ramblings of me...the drunk asshole (sober analysis.)

ramblings of me...the drunk assholeVroom Vroom bitches!Sober: NASCAR was on TV. ??My woman is drunk somewhrere on a floor. I'm durnk at Ed's on his chair. I feel like Caesar. And Ed is typping like h...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:16:00 PST

ramblings of me...the drunk asshole

Vroom Vroom bitches!My woman is drunk somewhrere on a floor. I'm durnk at Ed's on his chair. I feel like Caesar. And Ed is typping like he is Mevis beacon. cotton the fabric of our lives. and it...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 02:04:00 PST

Some notable people we saw in Nasville.

Characters in nashvilleWell, as of right now, I'm on a trip back to columbus aboard a flight to Washington D. C. and then on to Cbus. Now, Nashville was an awesome time and I plan a trip there at lea...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 10:46:00 PST

Drunken Blog....nashville Edition

Ed, if he was a dick sucker.....I wouldnt hang out with him because I don't like men in a way where I want another one to suck my dick.Tiesto music makes me want to bang the fuck out of a broad.We jus...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 01:13:00 PST

Durken man talking Pt 2: Sober Analysis.

drunken observations: My Sober analysis.Cam whores are pissing me off!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!Me: Its pretty obvious. I feel like Frank Sinatra. We have two bars we frequent and we are juiced in now. ...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 09:33:00 PST

drunken man talkin.

drunken observationsCam whores are pissing me off!!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!! I feel like Frank Sinatra. We have two bars we frequent and we are juiced in now. Skye bar and ugly tuna. We know lots of pe...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 02:37:00 PST

Why do broads now-a-days don't like to be called dames?

Seriously? Why? In this day of age where girls will label themselves "bitches, ho, sluts, etc," you call one a dame and there "I'm not a dame I'm a woman!!!" They get well...Bitchy! Now why am I br...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:46:00 PST

A trip to da ba!

Since the beginning of time. Man has told great story of mystery, adventure, suspense and drama. And today, this is another one of those stories! Actually....not really. It was just a hell of a nigh...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 01:15:00 PST

2007: An Outlook

Alright so its once again time for a new year. And as we all know we have hopes to the future and plans to set it right. I am going to outline some of the things that I am looking forward to and I h...
Posted by Mojo Risin on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST