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Michael the scratching prostitute

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

Dads gone down the dog track, angels laying cables Brothers with his student friends plotting in the stables Theyre preparing for power and how to win Im covered in solaire and preparing to swim Old iron! old iron! - I heard the bobby shout As he brought his friendly truncheon down with With a God almighty clout. Mothers playing bingo, shes hoping for a big win She buys the daily papers to see how 10% live My cousins greatest wish, is to one day buy a farm And turn it into a health club with top people charm Any evening, any day - Im singing to myself Ill pack up all my clothes and dough and piss off somewhere else!

My Interests

Right now; Reading a biography on princess Diana, taking pictures of fat people when they eat McDonalds and Subway, mixing beer with milk and selling myself on the streets.

I'd like to meet:

A fat man

Music:

DJ Shadow, Prefuse 73, Brian Jonestown Massacre, The New Pornographers, Blondie, Guided By Voices, Eighties Matchbox B-line Disaster, The Jesus, Palace Brothers, Beck, Style Council, Dr. Vodka, The Buddhism of Nichiren Daishonin, Joy Division and so much more.

Movies:

David Lynch, Quentin Tarantino, Lars von Trier, Miranda July, György Pálfi, Pedro Almodovar etc.

Television:

The Simpsons!

Heroes:

Princess Diana and shit