Kelly - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I have a weird obsession with cop show's from the 80's. The only thing I eat is Kraft singles. I love to drink beer by myself and dance in front of the mirror. Anything that says, "classic' in front of it is worth my time. I love the word, 'Tween."

My Interests

I aspire to be a stunt double for the Olson twins.

I'd like to meet:

Humorous, fairly clean, self assured bastards with nice shoulders for me to hold on to.

Music:

All music

Movies:

I'm a movie expert! Just try to stump me.

Television:

X-Files, Scrubs, The Apprentice, Real World, Law and Order SVU, King of Queens, King of the Hill, Conan O'Brien, Comedy Central

Books:

Suspense novels, drama tween books, True Crime, Biographies.