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JACKIE!

IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING.

About Me

A SUCKER FOR CHAMPAGNE, PRONE TO MAKING FRIENDS PLAY DRESS UP IN MY CLOSET, A MAJOR FAN OF SEQUINS, EXPERT HULA HOOPER, WEARS TWO CLOCKS THAT DON'T WORK, NEVER WANTS TO GO TO BED, LOVES HOT PINK NAIL POLISH.

My Interests

CUDDLIN' MY CAT, EMBARRASSING MYSELF, SHOPPING FOR ETIENNE AIGNER ACCESSORIES, MISSING MY PARENTS, FUN TIMES, THE SMELL OF SUNTAN LOTION, NOT EATING CHEESE FRIES! GHETTO GOLD, CHRISTINA APPLEGATE IN "DON'T TELL MOM THE BABYSITTER'S DEAD," BRINGING THE 90s BACK.

I'd like to meet:

SOMEONE WHO IS AS FUNNY AS, AND MAYBE LOOKS JUST LIKE, TRACY MORGAN. I HEAR HE'S MARRIED OR I'D JUST SAY "TRACY MORGAN."

Music:

"MUSIC FOR DIVORCED DADS," CHEESY NEW AGE SHIT LIKE ENIGMA, LISTENING TO RANDY NEWMAN AND SUPERTRAMP WITH MY PARENTS, LIL WAYNE, PHILIP GLASS.

Movies:

TROOP BEVERLY HILLS, HOME ALONE! UNCLE BUCK, GHOST DAD, PARENTHOOD, ANNIE HALL, HANNAH AND HER SISTERS.

Television:

WHEEL OF FORTUNE! AND/OR ANYTHING THAT EXPLOITS THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

Books:

BIOGRAPHIES OF ELVIS AND LIZ TAYLOR.

Heroes:

MY GRANDDAD.

KEVIN!!!
MY SISTER JENNY LEE G!

My Blog

TOY STORY.

INSTEAD OF CLEANING MY ROOM, I WENT TO TARGET TO BUY TOOTHPASTE. I PRICED SOME AROUND TOWN AND WAS SURE TARGET WOULD HAVE THE BEST DEAL. $3.19 FOR A BIG TUBE OF CLEAN MINT CREST PRO HEALTH! I WAS RIG...
Posted by JACKIE! on Fri, 16 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

ART MAKING, NOT FAKING.

CERTAIN PEOPLE HELP ME TO BE CREATIVE. I'M INSPIRED BY THEIR WORDS, DRAWINGS, CLOTHING, PHRASES, SONGS, EYEGLASSES, DREAMS, FAILURES...AND A LUCKY FEW INSPIRE ME JUST BY BEING.I'M INTRIGUED BY PEOPLE ...
Posted by JACKIE! on Thu, 28 Feb 2008 05:20:00 PST

INTERNET WINDOW BROWSING.

WANT THESE!AND THESE! AND THIS!!!THESE TOO... (THEY'RE $1823!)OH AND THIS PAIR TOO.HOT FRAMES!...
Posted by JACKIE! on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:29:00 PST

GOODBYES.

TODAY I RECEIVED THE CALL THAT I HAD BEEN DREADING FOR THE LAST TWO MONTHS. IT WAS THE MOST SOLEMN AND SOMBER I HAVE EVER SEEN MY RATHER LOUD AND BOISTEROUS FAMILY. IN FACT, IT MAY HAVE BEEN THE FIRST...
Posted by JACKIE! on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 02:10:00 PST

i love this horse!

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Posted by JACKIE! on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 04:11:00 PST

photo spectacular

http://web.mac.com/jacquelyngimbelmaybe you're in some of my photos.maybe.
Posted by JACKIE! on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:22:00 PST

late

erebody else is posting late night blogs. hi guys. i went out on a school night AGAIN. i won at one game of pool and i got cocky. i lost the next game. i hate myself. good night.
Posted by JACKIE! on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 11:08:00 PST

fannypacks!


Posted by JACKIE! on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 11:40:00 PST

rubbed down

yesterday i experienced my first professional massage. i think everyone should have this experience. it was very intimate. my massuse thought i was a mere eighteen years old. she was floored when i to...
Posted by JACKIE! on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 02:29:00 PST

happy mothers to the mothers.

that's what our waiter at the dinner told us in his fancy accent. i got LOBSTER BISQUE, tilapia with potato shavings and leeks, and strawberry sorbetti. YUM my new years resolution is to keep secrets....
Posted by JACKIE! on Sun, 14 May 2006 02:23:00 PST