drums, tattoos, sex, beer, fine herbs, crust / punk, metal bands made up of crack smoking aliens, homeless people, jesus, rap music (especially mean gangsters such as 50 cent), big bottom girls(they make the world go round), cheese, slackin off, drinkin in my hottub, puppies, snowboarding, wakeboarding, spikes, beer bongs, glass blowing and walking through downtown seattle in the middle of the night when im piss drunk. and injecting crack into my eyes w/ a shared needle.
anyone who just wants to get drunk and go to the zoo and rile up all the animals with yelling and sudden aggressive movements.......i would also very much like to meet the david koresh to my heavy handed fbi agent.
GWAR, nausea, aus-rotten, killed in action, crucial unit, decontrol, final conflict, caustic christ, extinction of mankind, DOOM, nofx, flux of pink indians/ the epileptics, circle jerks, bristle, toxic narcotic, disorder, words that burn, disgust, misery, to what end?, crass, behind enemy lines, wolfbrigade, day glo abortions, G.G. Allin(rest in piss.......literaly.....his grave got peed on and he would have wanted it that way)..........basically anything hard loud fast and most importanly angry and with a real message that fucking means something. i hate all that emo and scenster music it FUCKING MAKES ME WANNA PUKE!!!! no one wants to hear about how fuckin sad u r cuz some bitch kicked yer ass to the curb 2 months ago. rock and roll isnt supposed to be sad its supposed to be happy or angry. if u wanna be sad through music listen to blues and i wont feel tempted to hit/pee on you.
willie dynamite, JERKBEAST, HATED: G.G. Allin and the murder junkies
sometimes if i can get ahold of acid and crack at the same time i'll do em both and jack off furiously as i watch c-span while yelling at the politicians on the screen as if they can hear me.........wtf?
please kill me, the long hard road out of hell (marilyn manson)
bill clinton and those homeless guys under that bridge that i gave a fireworks show to when i was drunk as shit........oh and the jerkbeast