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lynzi stringer

My hair changes a lot.

About Me

I'm Lynzi, and I'm 17 years old. I'm a vegan (that doesn't mean lesbian...), and I hate it when people take themselves too seriously. My worst annoyance is when self proclaimed musicians think they are the best singer/songwriter that ever lived, who use phrases like "I'm before my time", and "I'm doing stuff people 10 years older than me aren't..." Trust me kids, you aren't. You're nothing special. Let it come naturally and stop trying to be every other band you hear on the radio. Originality doesn't hurt.
And by the way, I hate it when people say "kthxbye". IT'S SO ANNOYING. Learn to fucking type! Seriously! If that is the sentence you'd like to say, type it like this: Okay, thanks, bye. Yeah. And that, my dear is me in a nutshell.

My Interests

My whore code:

a:wb

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i'm the fucking queen.

Whore code for my BACKUP whoring account:

a:wb

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i'm the fucking queen.

I'd like to meet:

EMMY. You're as funny as ballz. I can't wait until I show up at Aussie and we wear petticoats and I hold your hair back when you're drunk and get sick. =] I love youuu!

Brittany! I love me some you! And I'm dreaming of the day where you take a picture of my shoes and put it as your album cover! Haha. You're great =]

Music:

Jack Off Jill
Scarling.
Nirvana
Garbage
Bif Naked
Babes in Toyland


Drain STH, Aesop Rock, Cage, Murs, Royce Da 59, Canibus, Tech N9ne, Chino XL, Walls of Jericho, Skindred, Flyleaf, Disturbed, System of a Down, HIM, Korn, My Ruin, Messy, Marilyn Manson, Porcelain and the tramps, Evanescence, Help She can't swim, The Birthday Massacre, Tenacious D, Queen, The Doors, Dir En Grey, Dresden Dolls, Radiohead, The Killers, Greenday, Insane Clown Posse, Kelly Osbourne, Ozzy Osbourne, Cascada, Jill Sobule, Gary Jules, Hairspray The Musical, Wicked the Music, Phantom of the Opera, and I can't leave out the women who introduced me to music, and taught me how to sing, Debbie Harry in Blondie.

Movies:

Nightmare Before Christmas (don't give a shit that some find it over-rated)
Pump up the Volume
Friday/Next Friday/Friday After Next
Scarface
Any Jim Carrey Movie
Neverending Stoy
Legend
Th Labrynth (spelling?)
Anything scary.

Television:

degrassi the next generation
degrassi high
degrassi junior high
my so-called life
criss angel's mindfreak

Books:

FUCK EMO.

Heroes:



My Blog

Haha.. My blog posted twice.

My bad.Yeah, and then one person commented on one of them, and the two people commented on the other one. I's lost.   Ahh.I'm in the Airport right now, waiting to go home.... for 3 hours. Then on...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 03:34:00 PST

Didn't expect this one...

Okay, well I've been sick since about 2-3 weeks before the trip. I'm... still sick. And we're leaving for home tomorrow.I think I gots the phemonia.. (spelling?)... ugh.Anyways, I feel week.. and for ...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

Didn't expect this one...

..> Didn't expect this one... Okay, well I've been sick since about 2-3 weeks before the trip. I'm... still sick. And we're leaving for home tomorrow.I think I gots the phemonia.. (spelling?)... u...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Mon, 18 Jun 2007 01:54:00 PST

England. Update. Read?

I love England. This trip has been so much better than the last one, it's not even funny. Maybe it was the people I was with last time... Let's move on.London was nice, just as I remembered it. Smoke ...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Sat, 16 Jun 2007 05:36:00 PST

In Phantom of the Opera mode...

Heh... England is just a few hours away... We're all leaving for the airport at 4am... and yeah.. =] I'm singing the Phantom Of the Opera at the top of my lungs, and I'm just in a happy mood.. To...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 09:07:00 PST

Changes going my way for once...

What a pathetic and annoyingly upbeat subject for a blog from a girl who claims everything changes, and nothing stays the same... and is sad about it.Really... recently things have gone... amazing.I'v...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 11:04:00 PST

MAYDAY//BEST FUCKING DAY/NIGHT/MORNING OF MY LIFE...

I know it's a little lame to clam a concert the best day of your life...But I'm not.Just.. the whole day.No exageration, I would do anything for my bffs.Anyways,What happend today was pretty much... l...
Posted by Aka: Wonka Bar ™ [In England for 2 weeks] on Sun, 27 May 2007 12:25:00 PST