scroll box I'm a Jew, a leftist, a cynic, a contortionist(i'm flexible), unique, weird, fucked-up... Ted(<-#1 word used to describe me), i'm just about completely anti-authority (there are some cases that I like my "superior")... yeah.
downfall of emotion
Quotes:
"Carpe jugulum - go for the throat!" - Terry Pratchett
"This one time, at Jew camp..." - Jake Jackson
"AND" - Alli Diamond
"You are the Pan." - Evan Slaton
"Could you put that in a memo and entitle it 'Shit I Already Know?'" - Sarge (RvB)
"93. When facing a difficult task act as though it is impossible to fail. If you're going after Moby Dick, take along the tartar sauce." - Jeanie Smith's service
"121. When opportunity knocks, invite it to stay for dinner." - Jeanie Smith's service
"Life's a bitch, and then you marry it." - Josh Hodges
"At least Elmo is secure enough in his masculinity to speak in a falsetto!" - Cameron (Cami/Cam) Ross
"...the plane of lunch..." - Sean Dugdale
"I'm feeling emo, but scholar-y!" - Kaiti Crittenden
"The horns are just there to hold up the halo." - Lizzy Pitts
"Fucked up minds think alike." - Ted Feldman
"That's one sexy looking empire!" - Ian Grand
"I'm a were-African-American." - Ted Feldman
"If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land,
it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy." - James Madison
"Where's something to kill you when you need it?" - Zane Pickett
"If it moves, fondle it - except porcupines, ball lightning, and policemen." - Anonymous
"My kidney just growled." - Ted Feldman
"When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace." -Jimi Hendrix.
"I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. They are so unlike your Christ." - Gandhi
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." - Albert Einstein
"Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." - George Burns
"A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems." - Paul Erdos
"Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back." - Paul Erdos
"Try to learn something about everything and everything about something." - Thomas Henry Huxley
"The only difference between me and a madman is that I'm not mad." - Salvador Dali
"The power of accurate observation is frequently called cynicism by those who don't have it." - George Bernard Shaw
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire
"Maybe this world is another planet's Hell." - Aldous Huxley
"I've had a wonderful time, but this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
"The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good." - Samuel Johnson
"All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer
"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome." - Isaac Asimov
"I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means." - Clarence Darro
"You're not smoking enough pot!" - Peter Feldman
"Yay for the real world." - Ari Feldman
"How organized is your damnation?" - Louis C.K.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
"My life is one fucked up movie!" - Ted Feldman
"Believe in vodka!" - Lizzy Pitts
"Could you get that for me, I kinda need my nail back!" - Paula Abrams ♥
"Always acknowledge a fault. This will throw those in authority off their guard and give you an opportunity to commit more." - Mark Twain
"A good day starts with "What else can I eat?"" - Ted Feldman
"On a scale of one to disgusting, that was hell!" - Josh Dayan
"This is the Beit-REID!" - Josh Dayan
"I'm not your typical emo." - Ted Feldman
"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein
"Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher Von Braun
"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it." - Evelyn Beatrice Hall
"Liar, liar, pants on the floor." - Ted Feldman
"Gimme your Jew cocaine!" - Zane Pickett
"Odysseus sounds like a strong emo..." - David Elser
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Extraversion |||||||||||||| 60%
Stability |||||||||||||| 53%
Orderliness |||||| 26%
Accommodation |||||||||||| 50%
Interdependence |||||| 30%
Intellectual |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Artistic || 10%
Religious |||||||||| 36%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||| 30%
Adventurousness |||||||||||||||| 63%
Work ethic |||||||||| 36%
Self absorbed |||||||||||||||| 63%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Need to dominate |||||||||||||| 56%
Romantic |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Avoidant |||||| 23%
Anti-authority |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Wealth |||||||||||||||| 63%
Dependency |||||||||||| 43%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||| 56%
Individuality |||||||||||||||| 63%
Sexuality |||||||||||||| 56%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||| 56%
Physical security |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||| 50%
Paranoia |||||||||||| 43%
Vanity |||||||||| 36%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
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